WHEN THERE'S A REALLY FUCKY FANFICTIONA ND YOU JUST WANNA YELLLLLLLLLL SO HERE'S ME YELLING ABOUT 101 DIFFERENT THINGS

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

[SEQUEL to Killer Protector (Jeff the Killer story)] In the quaint town of Gracewood, Virginia, Ao Matsukochi lives comfortably with her adoptive parents and her loyal friends. For her, everyday is full of practice and optimism. Though, every person has their quirks. Sam is her best friend, who also happens to be in her head. They go hand-in-hand like partners in crime. What Ao never expected was that with an unusual friend comes unusual things. Soon she is sent into dangerous encounters, unbelievable happenings and people beyond her wildest imaginations. She always knew she wasn't so ordinary, but now she plays an important role on the stage of life and death, alongside with a special someone with a blue mask. She'll have to believe in the impossible and rethink all that's she's known to survive a war that has thrived for centuries. Dark things lie within allies and darker things lie within herself as well. Which can she face? Which can she live with? Which won't bring her to death's door? [S E Q U E L: Terrible Fates (Ben Drowned Story)] Cover art is by: Vronik-Gesso on Tumblr *****-1st Place in Eyeless Jack-***** All CreepyPastas do not belong to me unless stated otherwise.

Marvel Fanfic Awards Winner: -Best Plot -Best Loki -Best Male Villain -Toughest Character (Anna) BOOK ONE. The world has changed. After aliens invaded New York City and superhumans continue to emerge from the woodwork, society has been forced to accept that which it does not know or understand. Anna, a young freelance journalist, witnesses these changes first hand as she travels the world, always observing yet never participating in events which continually shape the future. Now, after watching an Avenger murder a seemingly innocent man before her very eyes, she's thrust into action. Narrowly escaping death with Loki, the God of Mischief, Anna finds herself at a crossroads. How do you fight that which you do not understand? DISCLAIMER: May experience extreme fangirling and hyperventilating. Screaming, crying, laughing, broken e-Readers, intense feels, and asthma attacks have all occurred. (Seriously.) ++++++++++++++++++++ A Wattpad Featured Story. #37 in Fanfiction (6.18.2016) RATED PG-13: Violence and some strong language. © 2016. All rights reserved. All content (except original characters and storylines) is the property of Marvel. Cover art courtesy of Jungshan on DeviantArt. Art used with permission.

Being cheated on is the worst feeling ever. When I called my best friend Kyrn and told her what happened between me and Brett, she came over straight away. I always told her that I wished I would find a man that would love me and not just want sex all the time like most guys do. It turns out, that I would be getting my wish tonight. Tonight was the night that my best friend and I were kidnapped from my house by sexy Greek god kidnappers. Highest ranking: #1 in Werewolf

[1st installment of the KP Series] Elizabeth always knew she was a special sort. Her family and friends knew too. She's an introvert and feels like a weirdo wherever she goes, even in her own home. But what happens when she encounters a man known to the world as a notorious monster? Jeff the killer. She never thought he was real; only stories told at school to freak people out. And now that he's come into her life, she'll discover just why she's so special. Monsters, killers, wraiths, and supernatural entities--how special can one get? There will be love, and loss, and triumph, and hope, all for a greater purpose: The human realm needs a protector, and that's Elizabeth. --- [S E Q U E L : Cruel & Blue (Eyeless Jack story)] *****-1st Place in Jeff the Killer-***** Cover art by: Asur-Fallinplim on deviantArt Disclaimer: Most, if not all, CreepyPastas presented throughout this story do not belong to the author. All credit goes to the original creators of those characters, anonymous or not.

Ben is a sub in high school, though he isn't aware yet of his submissive tendencies. He came out last year and is regularly bullied, especially by the older boys in the school. When he meets Collin on the bus, he starts to scare himself. Dreams and fantasies assault him to the point where he can't focus in class, his eyes are heavy with a lack of sleep, and he wants desperately to go talk to Collin. But all he's getting from the older boy is tough demanding touches and orders that leave him wanting more. Collin is a dom. He knows it and he's comfortable with it, though he doesn't make a habit of sharing it with people. The only thing he's missing? A sub. And he knows who he wants it to be. Benjamin. The adorable, blonde-haired, blue-eyed little thing that scampers by him and always sends him glances full of desperate longing that Collin knows Ben doesn't think he sees. Collin is going to make him his, teach and train him until he's the perfect sub for him. And he won't wait long.

How would you feel if your father sold you for drugs? That's exactly what happens to Eren Jaeger. He's being sold to the drug kingpin, Levi Ackerman. And Levi isn't new to the game. He created it. [Very long chapters. Minimum 3000 words to 7000.] ______________________ This is insanely, insanely kinky. Warning : this story contains hard yaoi smut, boyxboy, rough sex scenes, vulgar. BDSM!! It's being translated from Bulgarian (the Larry story Yes, Master with changes.) 18+

(F/N) recently moved to Iwatobi from the USA. She moved there because of her dads job but her dad started living back in America because there was more business. (F/N) quickly falls into a group of friends and joins a swim club. Little did she know, a boy named Makoto would backstroke into her heart. <3 Disclaimer: I do not own the anime Free! Or the characters. I only own the story. Thank you @thatguava, @-msfangirl, and @trouvaille- for making me book covers :)

I'm not stopping here. I'll make a book 2 for this