THIS IS NOT MY STORY I'm just posting it on here because it can be bothersome to find on archive of our own. So here is the famous forest fic. enjoy

Brian Crosby comes across a not-so-mid-life crisis when his extraordinarily scientific roommate, Travis, manages to bring their fedora-wearing fern, Eduardo, to life. In this panic-stricken time, Trav and Brian are suddenly hit with a brick of reality when they are forced to dedicate their finances to Eduardo and his "ironic" marijuana habits. Forced to turn to internet pornography and other part time jobs, the dynamic duo sets out to try and fit their pesky plant into the web of society as the first plant to become a legal, American citizen. However, trouble soon finds its way back to bring them into a life of crime fighting/committing and other desperate attempts to collect money, just so they can survive with this threat to humanity and scientists everywhere. -By A_Kitchen_Sink and Abraham LinkedIn Have you ever made a story with your brosephine? It's a rad experience, man. Read on and see how switching off chapters can make perspective and understanding understandable and chill for your audience.