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  • Meet the Baxtards
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    The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. ✯ ✯ ✯ "Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a...

  • Boys of the Dark | ✓ (2015)
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    [ This story was written in less than 30 Days - Winner of November NaNoWriMo project ] Delilah Rose (the actual Devil from actual Hell) sucks at keeping relationships afloat. In desperate attempt to win the heart back of Ryland Woods, a moody, teenage boy from Earth who dumped her ugly persona in the first place, th...

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  • Sir, That's an STD (2013) [On Hold-ish]
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    Aimen tried to be normal for once. But that doesn't work when your friends force you into ultimate savageness and you became the Anaconda of the high school jungle, on the hunt to take down the lion prowling around like he owns the place (and your underwear). +++ Meant to increase the awareness of teenage STD's, slu...

  • [ON HOLD] 36 Students in a Classroom
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    Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out t...

  • risk taker
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    warning⚠ do not read if you are easily offended a book to annoy, prank etc. use it at your own risk. different ways to annoy and prank people. give me your suggestions, let your creativity flow people! not held accountable for any unicorns, potahtoes, or flying pineapples. { humor#56 }

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  • 500 Words in a Chapter
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    Let's face it. There are way more cliché books on this website than there are unique ones. Even the ones people say are unique tend to have some kind of cliché undertone. And then the ones that really are unique almost never ever get discovered. And it sucks. But for those of you who don't know your book is cliché, th...

  • The Red Bride
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    *** Highest Rank #13 in Adventure Dr. Alice Hatter makes perfect human beings out of household appliances and kitchen ingredients. She calls them her Perfections because to stay alive, they need to physically feed on insecurities and what better food product has a high source of Vitamin-I? Humans. On her journey to t...

  • Embarrassing and Fun things to do in Public
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    Description hmmmmmm...... THE TITLE GIVES IT AWAY! Highest rank #5 in activity

  • Playing The Bad Boy's Game (Completed July 2012) FIRST BOOK SO IT IS CRAP W A R N I N G
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    I love the players. He loves the game. (CONFUSING-THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK SO IT SUCKS. WARNING. ONLY ON WATTPAD FOR NOSTALGIC PURPOSES. Written and completed on June 2012. Rewritten version now available on my profile called 'The Accidental Partner') #69 in Humour and #100 in Romance Important Note: Readers are wond...

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