Okay this is my first so dont laugh. Unless theres a funny part. But still. I wrote this because i was just bored really. And after reading a few others i got some ideas. Warning you now. There is: Crude Humour Violence Swearing Sexual content Sexual references. (Glob i feel like a tv piece of-) Honking Adult themes And i highly recommend that u are the ages 14+ to read. But if ur a twelvie with no self respect or just doesn't care. Be my guest. But here's a summary: (Y/N) is a girl related to the servants of the Makara's, but your mother kept you secret. until one fatal day when you were discovered. you were forced to serve Gamzee. the worst of the sons.

"Don't you ever want to stop breathing?" "Sis, you know I don't like when you motherfuckin' say that shit, it gets me worried." "Fine, fine... Here's a better question. Do you ever wonder how someone can fall in love faster than a speeding bullet?" "All the time." Hahaha, so it's official. We've been on the same boat since day one. EXTRA NOTE/DISCLAIMER FROM THE AUTHOR: When I first started writing this, I didn't see a problem with writing about teenagers as I was an early teen. I'll be turning eighteen soon and now I better understand how that's kinda fucked. I've written that everyone is roughly sixteen, grade 10 or 11 if I'm remembering correctly. I'll definitely change that to age 18 grade 12 at some point. Until then, just ignore everyone's ages. I'll probably do it all at once so it's consistent. (Because I have posted new chapters where I still write them as underage just for the sake of accuracy throughout the story) So yeah. They're 18 despite text saying otherwise.

Living up in the dream bubbles is a little bland, but the ancestors always seem happy to cheer you up! Seem. There's more to a certain mustard blood than he lets on. By ArsenicHipster

A morbid story for a morbid audience.

{first name} {last name} just meet someone on Pesterchum, Karkat Vantas. But when she finally is able to meet him, what if she also meets his moirail Gamzee Makara? Will she finally make two new friends? Or will sometihng deeper happen to their relationships?

Sprinkle a bit of sadness here, a bit of heartbreak here, and poof! With all these fairytale endings and happiness, it only makes sense there would be some sadness to balance it out? Let us see, and maybe you'll like what you read. The cover is not mine, anyway, have fun heartbreak!

(07/23/20) dont read this i beg of you. every time i get an email about a comment on this story, i get filled with dread.