Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

You don't to be told what this is... It's all in the title and the cover of the book. These aren't mine... I just found them on the internet and I just wanted to make a book out of it.

Funny funny funny funny READ!!!!!!!!! Ninjanartatoes gooooooooooooo!

Charlotte Deadpaster is a phantom that has lived her life being a queen. She finally escapes to a beautiful land of Aaa where romance, action, horror, and friendship persuade her to live her dead life to the fullest.

Dylan is an abused girl, captured, and was told she was dead. Finally she put an end to it. She escaped. Walking down the rainy streets of London, she bumped into her future love, and looked into the familiar eyes of the Internet Cult Leader she's seen everyday on her computer screen.

Victoria Wentz is a 19 year old fangirl, living with her father Pete, and is best friends with everyone in her favorite bands. Being the big fangirl she is, her amazing father got her and his band an interview with Dan and Phil. Her relationship with Dan immediately grows. Will he make her life even better? Or make it completely worse?