Fuck you because turtle

a book i never finished, and never plan to finish. a crossover of minecraft youtubers and the rpg The Gray Garden by mogeko. please enjoy for what it's worth but please eunderstand that this will never be a finished product. please read my newest book "hi again" for more information on this

hi its me you should probably read this if youd like some answers on whats been going on :')

Cover image credit: @princeaquaticat on Instagram :3

Tyler and his potatoe friends are locked in a house of horror. Will they survive the Oni that Crazy Despair Bodil speaks of, or will they all die because they are all noobs at horror maps?

It started out with one spell. Just one. It was simple, it was easy. It made him feel invincible. But then it grew out of control, until the only magic he could cast - the only magic he wanted to cast - was dark magic, and suddenly morals flew out the window in favor of another dark high. Fortunately (or perhaps rather unfortunately), it is then that an innocent, kind-hearted boy stumbles across the dark sorcerer's path, and, after meeting him and recognizing The Light That Could Be, the boy makes it his life's goal to lead his new "friend" back in the right direction (and also to convince the dark sorcerer to help the Light Mages win the magic war). But dark magic is dangerous. And once it has its hold on someone, it doesn't take kindly to being forced to let go. Seto doesn't want to let go. ☼☼☼ Setosolace. Very gay. Very very gay. No real-world cursing. Rated PG13, I'd say? 'Cause there is violence galore. XD

Onity is sick, but for all the right reasons.

Tyler, just out of High school, needs a job that'll pay well. He finds one in the most unexpected place. $100 a night to work as a security guard at a small amusement park called Team Crafted. A theme park he has visited many times within his childhood. However, never once did he think during his childhood that there was anything more then those 8 dying animatronics and their buggy audio clips. Until now. They call for him, begging him for help all while chasing him down for the kill. So begins the longest week Tyler will ever live. That is, if he does survive.

The trio find themselves upstate with Tyler's family for Christmas after Tyler is threatened with blackmail for skipping the last couple years. Normally he'd be okay with seeing the family again, but this time Mike and Onity will be there with him, around family that they've never met before. Family that might not understand their relationship. Family that might not support them. Also Onity isn't sure he remembers bringing The cat along with them.

Wielding the power of magic makes you a sorcerer. Being sorcerer is a crime against the kingdom of Emedo and its ally, Keuta. When Seto finds out he belongs to this race of sorcerers he realizes his life will never be the same. He'll always be looking out behind him. To keep his secret hidden, Seto must act like everyone else and spend one year in the Kingdom's armed forces. A task required of every young male. But there are rumors, rumors that the Prince of Emedo works in the army himself. As battles begin to break out against the Emedo kingdom, Seto does the unthinkable and save the Prince's life, exploiting that he is a sorcerer. Being an honorable man the Prince promises him anything in return. But instead of the well needed protection Seto could hope for, Seto asks for something else all together. Something that forces him and new friends to go against laws and royals in attempt to stop a grave mistake from happening. Though, how long can Seto just turn a blind eye and pretend other problems don't exist, how long will he let his fears take over? How long can he ignore being a sorcerer? Art (c): Me, aka CATtheDrawer on DeviantART