There’s something wrong with me. It’s hidden, under the skin where nobody can see, but I know. I know, my parents know, and my baby sister Anna knows. But that’s it. Not another soul. Not even my best friend. Because there are some things you just don’t talk about.

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone. "It means just what I choose it to mean - neither more or less." "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master - that's all." -- Lewis Carroll, Alice In Wonderland

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Genre: Poetry. Summary: This is a collection of famous quotes written in the form of an acrostic. I will be updating this periodically, whenever I feel like it. Enjoy, folks. Status: On-going...