Tori does not like people, and who can blame her? People suck. Between college classes and professors from Hell, Tori finds herself in the middle of group hug with half of Fall Out Boy right smack dab in the middle of a subway in Chicago. And my God, did Patrick smell good.

Just a list of band members birthdays! (If I've missed a band you like, please comment!)

Patrick Stump is an agent of a top secret government bureau called Y.B.C. Pete Wentz is a serial killer. I think we all know what I'm hinting at here. (Under Minor/Major Revision)