After a rather boring rest of the year last year, Emerald wants to spice school up a bit. There hasn't been any real fighting in the first month, and it's still a bit... zzzz. But Emerald, James, Veronica, and Droplet don't count on Monica going back on her word, Holder-In-Training class difficulties, and the Winter Elementals' revenge... in the form of crashing an event that hasn't been held at school in years due to magical problems. Maybe this year won't be so dull after all.

Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.

When Angels actually fall from the sky, literally, not like the Evil One, the Dark One, the Fallen One, Satan, Ruler of the Dark, it is because someone, down on Earth, made them. They fall from the clouds and shed their wings. And if they ever hope to regain their lofty position high in the sky, they must find the person who made them fall, make them regret it, and make them send them back. No Angel ever managed this. And when they don't go back to their rightful spot in the universe, atoms rearrange themselves, time spins out of control, and space goes haywire. They have to live by their wits and figure out the strange ways of a planet they have only seen from above, and only heard stories about. This is very dangerous. Galezel, a four thousand year old minor Angel, falls one night. So does thirteen thousand year old medium Angel Hernu. The unlikely pair team up, in hopes of finding the people who caused them to fall and persuade them to get them back in the sky. Too bad it won't be easy.

Did you know the most favoured day for suicide is on Mondays? No? What about slugs have four noses? NO? Have you heard that really funny joke where-YOU HAVEN'T??? WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON! QUICK QUICK QUICK READ THIS BOOK NOW! Phew! And to think you were about to miss out on all this awesomeness!

If you can't tell what this book is about by the title, then you are obviously part of the 99% of the human race that wasn't there when brains were being passed out. And if you CAN tell what this book is about by the title, then you are part of the 1% that bothered to show up to get a brain.