I did not draw the cover, it was drawn by someone on tumblr so credit to them! If u don't like sex then leave

❝Pacify her, she's getting on my nerves. You don't love her. Stop lying with those words.❞

Stan returns to South Park, and Cartman instantly falls in love with him. Meanwhile, Kenny realizes he's in love with Cartman.

According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how truly astounding the Heavens are.

Oneshots of angsty stuff. It will have a lot of ships. No pacific type.

This is based on the Creature, Uberhaxornova, aka James. NovaHD and Jeamus; maybe some smut later on. Don't like, don't read. Named after the 'suggestion' on Creature Talk. Enjoy! ;) Also! This assumes that everyone but Koots is unattached and Dan and Seamus still live in the Creature house with James

Kyman, Stenny. - Under all the name calling and fights, there has to be something there... right? - And behind the tension, there has to be something going on behind the scenes... right? [M/R for smut] ***Disclaimer - I own nothing but the words presented in this book***

A romance between two polar opposites, friendships bloom and are crushed, drama ensues. It all started at a miserable sleepover. {Now with hints of crenny, creek, and one-sided stenny!}

kyman~ they are in high school. kyle and Stan are 16 and cartman and Kenny are 17. After Cartman falls and hurts his leg kyle helps him.. cartmans book, that holds all his personal information, is found and his friends must stop the other kids from reading to everyone. ~~~SURPRISE AT END~~~ enjoy :D

Jon doesn't get texts late at night. When Ryan accidentally texts him instead of Geoff, Jon is confused. There's a first for everything, right? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This work will update when parts are ready.