Lily is an art student from Manchester. She is rather clumsy with her approach to most things. One day she meets a kindred soul that could possibly be more morose and complicated than she. *Any lyrics used in this story are copyrighted to Steven Morrissey & Johnny Marr. Don't sue me I'm a nice girl :)

Little odd Steven Morrissey finds himself lost in the campus of Manchester University. Trying to make himself a friend as a request of his best friend, Sheila, he ends up always meeting the charming but not very nicely Johnny Marr. As both of them develop some kind of "friendship," things become funny and a little tangled for those two as they found out their connection is not like any other friendship they had before. A little Marrissey story, because we deserve it ;)