𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘴.

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one had gone and the rest were falling apart. - warning: this book will have mentions of suicide and depression, please don't read this if it's going to trigger anything. you've been warned. - luxjzl; 12.08.16 completed; 12.09.16

Once a person is born they're given a color. The color determines your life after highschool. Which college you go to, which jobs you can get, ect. That way no one mixes. No one gets into fights. No one gets hurt. After all.... colors aren't supposed to collide.

Only preferences of the infamous and amazing Sidemen! (Some jokes outdated, written 2015-16)

Harlyn was the girl in primary school you stayed away from; never had someone witnessed her willingly socializing with other children. Harlyn was the girl in secondary school you stayed away from; if you so much as made a single mistake, she could spend hours telling you off for it. Harlyn was the girl in University you stayed away from; she took her studies so seriously to the point she made no time for those who at least tried to befriend her. Harlyn Stillard is the girl who's stuck next door to the 7 rowdiest and obnoxious boys she's ever met; now she's got 50 reasons to hate them for it. [potential for occasional strong language]

5SOS Jokes. xx

This book is filled with poems, jokes, stories, and more about 5SOS! WARNING: 5SOS FANS ONLY!!!

"I love you my beautiful wife." "Shut up, Harry. You're gay and that's that." ~Or~ Harry is married and his wife swears he's in love with Louis. || Ranked: 2nd place in the Popular Larry Stories category of the Bromance Awards ||

This is the second installment to my incredibly sarcastic and sometimes helpful update book/guide. Hope you guys enjoy!