"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

#53 IN HUMOR - 06.05.18 #83 IN HUMOR - 23.04.18 "Find me a new fiance." - Hillary Wilson "I'm probably gonna find a way to get back to you." - Austin Jay ***** Hillary was supposed to be married to a man she's known her whole life but she decided to call it all off because Dean's a dirty cheating anus. However, in order for her father to hand over the company to her, settling down is very much needed. Therefore, her trusty personal assistant, Oliver, is given the task to find her a new fiance. That's when Austin Jay, the f*cking hot stranger, comes in. Austin has to take up the offer because little did Oliver knows, his landlord just threatened to kick him and his best friend, Carter, out if they fail to settle their overdue monthly rent. Join Hillary and Austin in their wild, crazy, dramatic and bizarre life as they spend 7 days together as husband and wife, trying hard as fudge to not to develop any romantic feelings towards each other. That is, if they can. *Cue evil laughter. Buckle up ladies cause weird shit's about to go down like Hillary breaking her legs because Austin pushed her off the stairs. Why? Guess you have to read to find out....hihi. ***** "Hah! At least you didn't break a leg!" "I think she broke both of them." "...." "SH*T!!!!" ____________________________________ cover by me

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver

I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy. I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and joke about having warning signs and safety tape around my bedroom door. Once upon a time, I used to think of that as a laughing matter, but not anymore. Not since I almost killed my crush's mom. Suddenly, being compared to a giant gorilla of mass destruction doesn't actually seem that crazy. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED #11 Romance

They're better than you, but they struggle too. In the posh city of Beverly Hills lies some of the richest teens in the state and where money lurks so does trouble. Damon Felix, the school's Lacrosse star - and certified hottie - is learning the hard way that money can't buy you out of everything even when you're the heir to millions. Jacqueline Lexington's life is falling apart at the seams but it only takes a tear through the middle to break a dollar bill - and a family. Erika Felix, queen of Alabaster Preparatory School's social scene, thinks she's swimming in diamonds but soon she finds herself wondering if they're even real. Although money isn't a problem, you've got ninety-nine more when you're a rich kid. (Wattpad Featured) COVER MADE BY aurion-

THE FULL VERSION OF THIS BOOK HAS BEEN PUBLISHED BY BONNIER BOOKS AS 'BEHIND FRENEMY LINES' BY LAUREN PRICE. Available to purchase as e-book or paperback via Amazon! "I want you to be a part of the Anti-Delinquent System." Mr Blythe paces backwards and forth in his office, his expression solemn. "We have five students in this school who have given us a bad reputation, and I want you to help us bring them down. I'm asking you, to catch them in their bad ways. I want you to expose them for their tricks: the ones they've got away with in the past. Only once these five students are removed can Lindale High become a place where education is an accessible opportunity for everyone." Erika Monroe is being recruited to bring down the mysterious Chase Thatcher. Her job? To catch him in the act of something bad, and give the Principal an excuse to expel him. Erika has never been one to turn down an opportunity which could get her a good word for a scholarship, but this time, she's unsure. What if, by trying to catch Chase out, she finds herself caught by surprise? Maybe, the newfound delinquent doesn't need to be tamed. Maybe, he just needs to be saved.

She's not a pushover, She's not a goody two shoes, She doesn't need a knight in shining armor-- Elliot is tough, sarcastic, and ready to get out of her small town and large house, as life is less than desirable with two stepsisters and a stepmother that treat her like a servant, all because of a will left by her father. Throw in a boy who will stop at nothing to make her smile with bad pick up lines, and you've got the tale of UnCinderella. [#projectwomanup] #8 Humor 8/8/16 *ok so i started this book with an intention to flip the fairy tale story around, but since i wrote it so sporadically, it lost its original purpose, and now i'm not so sure what this mess even is. feel free to read, but proceed with caution. a rewrite is coming soon.*