Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Lance is a tattoo artist at a tattoo parlor owned by his parents. Keith is a florist at a flower shop owned by his brother's girlfriend, located right across the street from the tattoo parlor. Gay happenings ensue (I am so bad at summaries)

*this story was written by Gibslythe on ao3* "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "Alright, it's a deal." Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'. This is actually the best fic I've ever read. It emotionally destroyed me and then put me back together only to kill me again. Read on ao3 : http://archiveofourown.org/works/7454385

After six new boys meet (Y/n), they begin an unhealthy obsession over the female and soon take it too far. There's not much chance of her escaping their thoughts or hands but she's definitely going to try when she's had enough.

Everyone has those memories of crazy nights and crazier romances that they look back on and think "that one summer..." My name is Hayden Kife, and this is the story of the craziest summer romance that I have ever had.