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If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Has your mother ever been so worried that her husband is cheating on her that she sends you to go undercover where he works? No? Well, mine did. Just to clear it all up my father works as a teacher for an ALL boys college. ------ Claire Martez had a pretty normal life, she had just recently graduated a few months ago and had great grades. Recommended for some scholarships. But she didn't exactly plan to go to an all boys college after High School. Nope, not at all. She Especially didn't expect to room with the Caiden Anderson. No, this isn't your basic love story. This is a story that involves secrets, fights and heartbreaks. »»Book 3 of The Undercover Saga. You don't have to read the other 2 books, but you do have to read them for the 4th book and there will be spoilers in this book for the others.«« • Lovely cover is made by @heights • Highest rating: #4 in Teen Fiction ( 9/12/15) <-- I stopped checking this so could have been higher for all I know.

Lucy Heartfilia, a 16 year old girl, has just enrolled into a new school. Fairy Tail Academy. She's new to the school and everyone welcomes her. Except one. A very dark and mysterious boy who looks as if he doesn't want anything to do with anybody. Lucy tries to talk to him but he rejects her just like he does with everyone else. Yet there's something different about her that gets this boy's attention. Natsu Dragneel, a 16 year old boy, who hasn't had the best life so far. He goes to a special school. Fairy Tail Academy. He has been going here most of his life, but doesn't have any friends. Until the new girl shows up. She is always trying to talk to him, and he just ignores her. But unlike everyone else, she isn't giving up. Natsu starts feeling something that he can't explain, but can't let it show. He hasn't really ever showed emotion, until now. Can Lucy change this boy? Will Natsu realize what it is that makes her different? But most importantly: Will they be able to save each other? Started: April 17, 2016 Ended: August 15, 2016

Just a list of anime that I definitely recommend ans what they're about. I think you should check this book out

Lucy Heartfillia is a young and beautiful girl. She is an elite general of the capital army of Magnolia. She has a caring father, friends, and is very rich. Natsu Dragneel is a handsome and rich, salmon haired teen without a care in the world. Girls fawn over him. He thinks he has his life set ahead of, as he is going to be the heir of the company after he finishes high school. Lucy's friends suggest she attends school, since she hasn't had the experience or ever gone to a public school. She ends up going to Fairy Tail High School. When both of them collide, what is bound happen? // Took less than a few hours to create this, so generally it's filled with plot holes + poor grammar. It'll be edited soon //

Happy always has wanted a new mom since Lisanna died. When he and Natsu met Lucy he knew Lucy would be the perfect mom. Even after Lisanna came back Happy wanted Lucy as his mom. And he was willing to do everything for it. Everything was going as planned but something happened. Will Happy have his happy family or will he lose hope?