This is just a bunch of poems that I make up when I am bored or just felt like writing something, so yeah hope you enjoy!

Sang Sorenson is not the shy dependent girl we have read about. Now she is a part of the Russian Academy sent to help the Toma and Blackbourne teams with her unique skills. She's also pretty confident.... This will be a HEA with all 14 academy guys. This story is a fan-fiction of CL Stone's Ghost Bird series and Scarab Beetle series from The Academy. I will make no profit and all characters are hers.

This is stuff I think is funny, intersting, or something i feel very strongly about. Please don't take offence. I'm not a mean person. If any thing does offend you, tell me, I'll change it. Some things may be mispelled and will be fix as soon as Lindy reads it!! Please read, you should laugh, and if you like/love JB skip to the 2nd chapter. Anyways please read, Thanks either way!!!!!! Thanks to: -KatieElizabethGrace, ChildOfWisdom, AthenaGray15, AdventurousOceans26, and GoddessOfTheDarkflame, all on FanFiction.net. - My crazy friends (you know who you are) -Some peoples on here( you also know.who you are) -A few apps i have -Jokideo.com

"Once there were many... Now, there is only me." Beorn's eyes held a shadow of sorrow and loss beneath them. "I might not be so sure of that." *** The Skin-changers were once a proud people who lived in the Misty Mountains. That was before the orcs invaded. All were either killed or enslaved for sport. All but Beorn died eventually in those caverns. Or so he thought... Niatha was born a skin-changer until their race was taken by the goblins. She believed she was the only survivor, and so did he. Her help is needed on the quest to Erebor. On this quest she will discover that she is not alone in this world. She is not the last... Trust is a thing that must be earned the hard way: there are no short-cuts, not cheats. A problem like this could mean the exposing of the most closely guarded secret a girl has ever held, for dwarves fear and hunt what they believe to be a threat. Even if they don't fully understand its meaning. Disclaimer-all but Niatha is owned by Tolkein and Peter Jackson.

Did you know that the deepest connections you make with someone could be through a one night stand? No? I didn't either. But it happened. It happened more than once. Don't judge me yet. It's time I told my story. **WARNING** This is smut. Lots and lots of smut. **Characters are based from the C.L. Stone's Ghost Bird series and are not mine. This is fan fiction. This story is for entertainment purposes only and will not be sold in any way.**

Reese Canton was captured on her way home by a pair of seemingly unresponsive twins. Now, after waking up on an entirely new planet, she finds fourteen other girls her age and a Prince that they are supposedly trying to capture the heart of. With no clue as to how they got here or why they were chosen, everyone jumps right into the competition to win over the most elusive bachelor on Mire. Except for Reese. She doesn't give a fuck. With unseen torment lurking behind every corner, she will have nothing but her wit to save her. Follow Reese as she battles crazy bitches, wild animals, and a royal best friend that raises every red flag in her head. Oh, and did I mention there's a love triangle brewing? And not between the men on this planet but the "evil forces". God damn evil forces. I hope you brought a tooth brush. You're in for a long ride.

UNEDITED VERSION ( edited version on my page) In a world where every year, five male children from each city and village between the ages 15-18 are chosen to become dragon riders, what happens when only four males get chosen from one village? And what happens when they test the girls and the fifth child is chosen? Editor Credits: @Weylyn_Wolf @arvialle

Alice is a hybrid of all supernatural creatures. She's been alive since before the Mikaelsons ever existed. She was turned into a vampire the same way the Mikaelsons were. Back when she was only part witch and part werewolf her 'brother' stabbed her with a knife laced with the immortality potion on it. When she heard of a witch trying to turn her kids into vampires she went and asked her to turn her first. She than became part Witch, part Werewolf, and part vampire. After word got around about her people started calling her the Ultimate Hybrid.

Clara Rosalie Salvatore sound familliar. Nah didn't think it would considering there are only six people you could've heard of me from who it is possible to know of. 1. Damon Salvatore he can't speak of me. 2. Stefan Salvatore he doesn't remember me. 3. Elijah Mikaelson if he tells you you'll probably be dead within the minute. 4. Niklaus Mikaelson you'll be dead within 30 seconds. 5. Kol Mikaelson he's temporarily dead. 6. Shes also temporarily dead. So you see my point, my father was never my biggest fan he thought I was to much of a bad Influence says the guy who killed three out of his four children lets just say I'm not his biggest fan either.

Zach's daughter is almost nothing like him. She's blunt, mean, and isn't the last person to tell you what's on her mind. But, like Zach, she's also quiet, keeps her distance away from others, and doesn't have it very likely that she'd grow a big family, especially when her vampire ancestors return to Mystic Falls, Stefan and Damon. One is good, and one is evil, but she doesn't trust either of them. Will Damon kill her, like Zach, or will Stefan find a way to protect her? Only time will tell . . .