Oh God, I'm in an anime (Naruto fanfic)

"Welp, Hello. My names (Y/N) Basancha. A normal girl, going to a normal school. Yuck. But enough of that. The thing is...I'm in Naruto, like in in Naruto! Wait! I think their coming!" I whisper into my little recording device. "I found her." Sasuke glared down at me. I hiss, crawling into a little ball. "Haha! You can...