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Le Dirty Joke Book by thatretardedseal
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Feel the six pack coming! **don't read this if you're under 13**
Dark quotes (#Wattys2016)-*COMPLETED* by blondebandit11
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Book of creepy quotes and all things scary. NOT RELATED TO SELF HARM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR . ***********not good at descriptions******** I hope you enjoy my second book and please remember to VOTE COMMENT FOLLOW etc. Please read @mayesha121 book 'my parents killer' and vote HOPE YOU ENJOY Remember to VOTE COMMENT FOLLOW SHARE BLEH BLEH BLEH on with the book -see ya
Never told Nursery Rhymes by Nuyadha
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Are these the sort of things you like, my dear? the stories and the rhymes that make you shake? are you the sort who seeks darkness and fear? I surely hope you are, for your own sake. In here you'll meet the fear who has a face, in here you'll feel the cold under your bed, In here the childhood terrors have a space, And bedsheets are all weaved of spiders' thread. So, gather one and all who relish fear, and gather those who savour grim good times, find your peace and gladness walking here, in the Never Told Nursery Rhymes. **** These are a few grim little rhymes of my own invention, although I'm sure many of you have noticed that quite a few have outside inspiration. Some of them are meant to be scary, some of them are just meant to have an enjoyable atmosphere, but hopefully at least a few will tickle your fancy. I just want to thank you all for your support as it means alot. And a special shoutout to @StJoey77 and @FlukeAuriola for being the best of friends to me.
Comebacks and Insults by CalmDownDirectioners
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Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.
Puns by Peaches_Kamala
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Here are a large number of funny puns to make you laugh.