"i lost my way but i found you." in which a lost girl stumbles upon a slightly chubby-cheeked boy with a loud voice. plot idea credits go to @peachytae ♡ + lowercase intended. silkydonghan, 2015.

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like FRIENDSHIP Stranger: hi You: hello! Stranger: 한국말 할줄 아세요? You: um ching ding long ring ding dong?

in which namjoon sends cards with letters to his 7,000 miles away ex-girlfriend ❝- all these things are the words i should've said.❞

"you certainly do make me feel pretty." (TRIGGER WARNING - eating disorder, self-harm.)

"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless. You grinned, "of course I'm joking." His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. "Ahh! Y/N! Not cool." He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot. "I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils. He had snorted the drink. ------------------------ Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does. ------------- (PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit) ------------- Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!

"You have been using my wifi" -"I was wondering when you would notice"

Yoongi hates school life. All he cares about is his music, sleep and getting into fights at, of course, school. But once the principal decides Yoongi's been in too many fights, he decides Yoongi has to straighten up. Forced to do community service, Yoongi's life will get a lot harder after encountering a girl named Minji who will turn his world upside down. When Yoongi starts to get involved, Minji makes Yoongi realize that he can look at the world from a whole different perspective. #TheKPOPWattyAwards2016

"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.

yoongi is typing... yoongi is typing... yoongi: send nudes? [spin-off of the fanfiction: number one] Achievements: #44 in Humor #85 in Humor #134 in Humor #166 in Humor #180 in Humor #190 in Humor #712 in Fanfiction