Who will win the beotiful enoby? Punk Piercy Jackson or Goffik boi Niko?!!2??2?

[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.

I DO NOT SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP WHAT SO EVER

A My immortal f fanfiction [my immortal had terrible spelling and grammar so i am just trying to duplicate the authors writing style] I'm Winter Harley Iris Quinn (im not relate too Kellin Quinn or anythin but I wish I was since he so talented) I'm 16 in my 6th yr at a wizard school called hogwart in England. Enoby dark'nes demtia revn way iz my sentpie ant my fav emo. We r in slytherin togwther (i wuz in ravencla untol my EX FRIEND cho change cheated on my boyf!! Cho i h8 u i wish ud die!!!1) since then i moved to slythrtin and Also my best friend Luna but we call her midnight now. Shes datung navel who we cal dracola. Were all best friendz. I have too brothers (their twinz) in tere fort yr named Gray and Lyon they r both in ravenclw.

Hannibal Lecter is transported to a 14 year old girl's home after nearly being involved in a plane crash. And is then put in a cage. Rude.

"Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann" ~ Turn back now ~ @StorySins reviewed (1224 Sins) @Define_gf: "I'd rather read My Immortal a hundred times than read this bs again" @Chloem_F: "This book is one of the reasons I'm an atheist now" @HailSithis02: "K I L L M E" #isurvivedhspm ~ **This is not my book! I am just republishing it off fanfiction.net. The cover is also not mine**