Days in the life of Ben and Mal. **I promise it will be updated in December!**

If you haven't seen Desendents go watch it now before you read

Senior swag: BFF: Best Friend Fainted BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered by Medicare FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! Enjoy :)

Haahaahahahahaha. Laugh

FUNNY TEXTS FROM REAL PEOPLE! @mrgerkable.

This book is going to be about many funny jokes. You might have heard some of these jokes before because I did not make most of them up, but if you haven't, I hope you enjoy this book and have a laugh!

The point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)