It happened so quickly.. Before I knew it we where attacking Clause's men. Each man and woman dieing one by one. Blood splattered on the deck and our swords dripped with the red liquid. "Stay out here and make sure we didn't leave anyone!" I ordered and headed towards the Captains office/room. I kicked the door open and my eyes widen at the sight. A man with white hair almost like snow if it wasn't dirty. His abs seemed to be trained and tanned, oh how grateful I am that he doesn't have a shirt on. He had glistening sky blue eyes that seem to put anyone into a trance, and oh that evil smirk wooed me. But aside of the sexy looks, he killed Captain Clause! The lifeless body of the Captain, laid still on the ground blood leaving his chest in big amounts. Oh how angry I felt towards the hot man standing in front of me. "Well if it isn't Captain haddock." He smirked and cleaned his sword with a hankie. "Yes, and you are?" I said sounding close to an order. "Jack, Jack Frost"

**Trigger Warning: Self Harm, Abuse, Alcoholism** Dan Howell and Phil Lester never got along. Mostly because Dan took out his horrid home life on the people at school and Phil happened to be an easy target. But when things take a turn for the worse in both of their lives, they're forced to get to know each other better and discover things about themselves they never guessed.

When college student Dan Howell can't afford his tuition he sells himself to known sugar daddy, Mr. Lester. At first he doesn't think he could go through with it, but he gets used to the idea very quickly.

Cardverse! Omegaverse! Farmer boy and Alpha, Alfred F. Jones runs into the lost Queen of the Spade Kingdom, and helps him get back to the castle. They meet several more times, their affections blooming, growing brighter and stronger with each meeting. I freaking hate coming up with even the most basic of summaries, but oh well. Here you all go! Another USUK!!!!! Please do enjoy! I do not own hetalia!!!! Or the pictures used if there are any!