A List of Cheesy Pick-Up Lines that will surely get you a gal/guy...If not, then it will definitely make you laugh. Enjoy!

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.

Better than Fifty Shades of Grey - trust me, you dont want to miss out on this. ;)

"Evangeline, can you stay for a minute, I just need to speak to you" My incredibly hot geography teacher asked me. I just nodded and packed up my things a little more slowly. Once everyone had shuffled out of the classroom I walked up to his desk and perched myself on the edge. "It's about your grades" Mr Reed announced as he repositioned himself in his chair. "What about them?" I asked innocently whilst looking at him with my best puppy dog eyes. "Don't even go there Miss Dylan" He told me lowering his voice slightly, god, that was so sexy. "I don't know what you mean, Sir" He cleared his throat and sat up before getting to the point "Look, your grades are bad, that's the point, you need to do something about them, maybe get some tutoring" he told me sternly. I didn't reply, not really knowing what to say or caring about it. "Miss Dylan, say something" I looked him in the eyes before moving closer to him, so close I could feel his breath on my face. "Sir, can you change my grade?" And that's when the door opened.

Sheltered in great wealth, kindness and love, the world seems almost too perfect for Audrey Duvée Dane's liking yet with all this she's trapped in blissful frustration as she longs for the real world. But as the daughter of Michael Dane, an insanely famous billionaire, it is only normal that she is given an exaggerated amount of kindness by most people and sometimes its quite undeserving and very cunning. As if Audrey's lucky stars have heard her, all this will change when Radar Kales- a juvenile- is accepted into the Dane's Manor as a long time guest. With his dirty mouth and maybe a little attitude to add with it he MIGHT just satisfy her in maybe one to many ways.... But how will this happen? I mean come on, people. Its a juvenile and the billionaire's daughter we're talking about here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SNEEK PEEK "AH!!!" I let out a scream stumbling down on the rug. There's a person on my freakin' balcony! "AHHHH!!!" My eyes scan from his dark hair down to his shoes. We definitely haven't met before. "AHHH!!!!" I look back up to see his handsome face. "AHHH!!!!" Oh mi gosh he is so hot! Well, that's what my last scream was for. I shut my mouth looking at him in both horror and awe. Who the heck is he? He points inside my room and I shake my head. No way am I letting him in. He taps on the window with his hand then points to my desk. Slowly, I get up from the floor and look to see my phone buzzing. Oh mi gosh, its dad! I look up to him with wide eyes hoping his other mates didn't take my daddy. Instantly, I pick my phone up with fear prickling all over my skin. "DADDY! Oh mi gosh, are you all right? Did they take you? Are you hurt? Where are you? Oh mi gosh, dad is this you? There's a boy by my window! I promise dad he's not my boyfriend and he's by my freaking window!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BTW, there's a bit comedy in it... that is, if you laugh easily O.o

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Previously known as The Billionaire wants her. Highest ranking #1 in Romance 03-02-2016 #3 in Romance 09-04-2017 #2 in Romance 17-04-2017 (Book #1 in Manhattan Series) 'I loved her, not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name could silence her demons' - Christopher Pointdextor How can someone so cold, make you feel so safe? That's what Erica Dixon found herself asking when she came face to face with the man himself, Xavier Manhattan. Mr Manhattan - the cold, distant and most eligible bachelor available. Some regard him as a monster. Others just pity him. Many don't understand why the man with everything seems to have so little. Miss Dixon - the professional, warm-hearted and normal girl trying to provide for her family on the edges of Toronto. She has her reasons to dislike the Manhattans, but in the end will her heart rule over her head? Let the sparks fly. Let the battle commence. Join us on the journey of the meeting of two shattered souls on the way to trying to locate their purpose in life. The bewildering plot twists, passionate romance and tragic heart breaks make for an exhilarating and unexpected adventure.