There's only two things that Dan likes: 1) colors and 2) flowers And also 3) Phil Lester (Technically three things)

Summary: Dan draws, Phil doesn't. Phil wears black shirts, speaks loudly, and glares at everyone. Dan wears grey jumpers, doesn't talk, and tries to stay invisible. Phil's reckless, Dan's not. This is as story about two polar opposites who mange to have a string of first times together, and maybe even a cute love story. Because unexpected things always happen, when you try to keep someone at arms length. Rating/Warnings: Mature Readers (READ AT OWN RISK). This story may contain topics of depression, cutting, anxiety, panic attacks, assault, gay slurs, and minor sexual content. If any of the listed content triggers you, please do not read. Please do not copy and post my story anywhere else or create an "adaptation" of my work. Thank you. Copyright © 2013. strawb3rryvib3s All Rights Reserved.

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****

Dan Howell and Phil Lester share a passion for soccer. When they make it onto their school's team, they are determined to impress the coaches and their teammates. The two boys are too caught up in competition to realize that they are more alike than it seems, instead drinking while underage and bringing home bad report cards. But then one night they find each other at a party, and suddenly their relationship is moving faster than a ball flying towards the goal.

"The less you care, the happier you are." He turned to face me, his blue eyes dull with traces of betrayal. "No. The less you care, the lonelier you are." - In a world where people have the ability to flip an emotions switch, many people lack feelings and sympathy in general- including Dan Howell after a tragedy strikes and he can't take it. However, he meets Phil Lester, the outgoing flirt with too big of a heart to handle. The two become close, and Dan soon realizes that even with his switch off, he can't deny that Phil is slowly reaching to turn it back on, and Dan can't seem to push his hand away.

It's my first fanfic, I'm sorry in advance. Basically a high school au where Dan and Phil are in different French classes, and the school has a limited budget, so they have to share textbooks with someone in another class. Surprise (you guessed it) Dan and Phil end up sharing, and Phil leaves himself little notes in the textbook, which Dan finds. You have to read to find out the rest, mofos.

oneshot book!! (all are my ideas unless stated otherwise; I take requests and feedback!) stories have tagged triggers if any; please note this is not a smut oneshot book lol

Dan loves his job. The lights, the stage, the adoring crowd. But he has a rule: No kissing or sex at work. No feelings. Phil loves his flat. He avoids clubs, parties, and social gatherings with his roommate Pj. He's quiet and reserved. Unexpected events lead Dan and Phil right to each other, and each of their lives change drastically, for better or for worse. [[stripper!dan au, phan, boyxboy, nsfw smut in some chapters (I'll warn you beforehand)]]

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

silvery-vision: you seem like an unusual person to like my photos sparkly-thundershot: you're cute and i enjoy your photos so why not? emo!dan pastel!phil a story in which two boys found not only love but friendship on the internet. very fluffy, little smut [highest ranking: #1 in january 2016]