" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.

A book of Dan and Phil one-shots, ranging from 300-3000 words, fluff to angst, and shitty to slightly less shitty writing. Enjoy your stay.

All Dan wants to do is to break the little almost broken boy. Snap him into a million tiny pieces and crush his heart with his fist but at the same time all Dan wants to do is to cuddle him on a couch and watch cute movies. The first few chapters I wrote a while ago and seem so innocent and not as well written compared to the later chapters but it's a good story, trust me. *swearing, violene, smut, and Dan is a complete madman*

ayye guys here are a bunch of phan oneshots I've written. mostly because I'm bored and Dan and Phil are pretty cool. -x- hey so i'm not really a fan of d+p anymore, so i'm never gonna write anymore oneshots. that's why it's marked as completed. sorry 4 disappoint