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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Trump haters, hop aboard! This is our, albeit SLIGHTLY exaggerated, prediction of America's future. When Trump takes control of America, establishing his tyrannous rule over the country, five close high school friends are forced apart by the new rigid class system of Circles. Maddie is a prodigy, chosen for the highest Circle and destined for greatness. Emma is sent away to the Moderate Circle, to live an average life. April, Julie, and Rylee are deemed potential rebels and shipped off to a camp for the Lowlies, members of the bottom tier of society. Will their friendship transcend the boundaries of society? And, most importantly, will it be powerful enough to defeat Trump? Highest ranking- #141 in Humor and #806 in Fanfiction