Dan: I'm feeling pretty bad right now... Dan: cant you just reply? [Read at 5:32pm] ; HEYYY SORRY BUT IM NOT GO NNA CONTINUE THIS I DONT LIKE IT ANYMROE OK SORRY BYEYEEYEY

{COMPLETED} Phil was mute, alone and bullied. Dan was outgoing, popular, and a bully. But when he starts developing feelings for Phil, what happens? -once again not good at summaries but give it a try-

danisnotonfire/amazingphil a collection of oneshots and drabbles to pass the time. Warning: a lot of these are angsty and contain character death.

A songfic based on 'Speak Now' by Taylor Swift. DISCLAIMER: I do not own the lyrics to 'Speak Now'. This is for entertainment purposes only. All rights to Taylor Swift.

(danxphil) spy AU: Dan's an underage intelligence operative and he's on a mission. It's pretty routine; befriend the bad guy's kid, collect enough information for a conviction and beat some people up. Move on out and abandon the identity assumed. Things get complicated when Dan turns out to be a little too good at befriending Phil Lester. Sometimes good and evil isn't black and white, and Dan has to decide which lives he can allow himself to ruin. Badass!phan, warnings for violence, crime, guns, alcohol, smoking, drugs and any more will be added when i actually write it lol

• Two YouTuber's, the best of friends, were doing a YouNow for their fans. One made the mistake of asking a question and answering it jokingly sending the fans into a frenzy. To repay the fans from 'destroying their happiness' Dan and Phil decided they'd be gay for one day. They would vlog their adventures and that would be it... but maybe it wouldn't be. ~•~ Smirking, Phil spoke proudly, "Are you two really gay for each other?" He could sense the awkwardness in the air as he gulped it in. Phil did something that he didn't think would cause too much bother, he did something that he did slightly regret, but he did something that he's kind of glad hendid. "Yes, yes we are." The words escaped Phil's lips before his brain could comprehend anything. ~•~ A/N okay so I don't know how regular these updates will be, nor do I expect this story to go far as I (amy) am not a very good writer and am not very creative so I don't expect that anyone that decides to read this will enjoy it. •

Dan/Phil: 17 year old Dan finally works up the courage to ask his crush for his number, except his crush is an asshole and the number reaches a sympathetic stranger instead. Just about the lamest title I've ever come up with. I wrote this last year but couldn't post it on wattpad as it needs pictures, so I got pretty excited when I got the new update. <5k oneshot, light reading + just a bit of fun

Phan AU: Mutant, and proud. Concept based X-Men but not really a crossover + no characters from X-men included. You can absolutely read this with no prior knowledge of the movies/comics. Sci-fi, powers, adventure and a healthy dose of drama. Random genetic mutations occur, some unnoticeable and others catastrophic. If a mutation proves to be advantageous, then the organism is more likely to survive so the mutation will be passed on. The study of these mutations has been one of the main focal points of medical scientists for years; mostly, or so the public believe, in an attempt to cure or prevent the threats to life caused by these mutations. Genetic diseases, deformity, small sections of coding that increase the risk of some ailment or other or perhaps just undesirable traits. Our grasp of genetics is improving exponentially, and it poses the question: if you could rewrite your DNA sequence from scratch, why settle for blonde hair and blue eyes when you can give yourself wings. Not all mutations are accidental.

Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts with into seeing him as your average person. The isolation as he desperately tries to keep others from finding out, the bitterness that wells up inside of him each and every time he's reminded that he'll never be like everyone else, the fear that nothing will ever change. He's fated to be this way forever; a misfit from society. Isolation can only go so far though, so when he's struggling to make ends meet and he's faced with the option of looking into a serious job or taking on a roommate, he opts for what seems like the easier option at the time. It doesn't seem so easy ten failed roommates into the process, or when he sits down at a table to meet with prospect number eleven and ends up with a coffee spilled all over his lap. Potential roommate number eleven, Phil, turns out to be an insufferable optimistic ball of sunshine that Dan wants nothing to do with. His options are running out though, as are the savings he's been using to pay his rent, so he finds himself begrudgingly agreeing to let the other man move in. Neither of them have any way of knowing just what they've gotten themselves into as they shake on the matter, but time will tell.

Dan Howell is a good boy. He spends most of his time studying and does all his homework. Phil Lester is a bad boy. He's failed nearly every class, and sleeps with a different person nearly every night. Only once Phil makes a bet and a school project is assigned do their paths cross. This story will contain smut and angst, trust me. I'm not claiming phan is real and I do now own Dan or Phil. I own a wattpad and bad grammar; that is all.