Molly's Book Of Embarrassment

My children, Harry, Hermione, my Grandchildren and even you Arthur, should be scared, because this mummy is coming back!

The Starbucks Hotline

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...

Cut Me I Bleed Dior ⇩ Tommy Eaton

Amy Armstrong is the older twin, more outgoing and less weird compared to her younger brother. She'd always enjoyed being around family but In the summer of 84 she gets way more involved in his life than she'd like - Summer Of 84-

Let Me Die A Young Mans Death ⇩ Summer Of 84. [COMPLETED]

A Summer Of '84 fanfic In the summer of 84 Samantha Woodworth just wants to sit back and enjoy the rest of her summer before schools starts But when a close friend of hers suspects his neighbor is an active serial killer that completely messes up her plans Let Me Die A Young Mans Death ⇦ Summer of '84 x OC Tommy Eaton...

Extremely Short Horror Stories (Two Sentence Horror Stories)

The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways

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GHOST - IT [1]

❝she thrusts her fists against the post and still insists she sees the ghost❞ in which she intends to save four ex-best friends from henry bowers, but ends up saving them from much more. started: 9/24/17 finished: 10/21/17 BOOK ONE OF TWO

SLUT•STANLEY URIS [DISCONTINUED]

"I KNOW ITS CRAZY BUT I SAW SOMETHING- SOMEONE." "A CLOWN?" "NO I SAW ARCHIE." "YOU SAW YOUR DEAD EX BOYFRIEND?" "TOLD YOU IT WAS CRAZY" ••• In which Stanley Uris falls in love with a girl who everyone thinks is a slut.

Death of the Party ↠ Hemlock Grove ✓

❝You're in love with him and he's in love with you and it's a goddamn tragedy, because you look at him and see the stars and he looks at you and sees the sun; and you think the other is just looking at the ground.❞ ~ After the murder of a teenage girl, a 17-year-old gypsy who is also rumored to be a werewolf, and...

CRYBABY ♤ IT // richie tozier *2020 EDIT*

"One day, I'm gonna save your ass and you're probably gonna wanna make out with me." Lizzy was getting really sick of being hit on by Richie Tozier, but then again a weird annoying horny preteen boy was nothing compared to a shape shifting inter dimensional being that fed on the souls of humans and loved the taste of...

Enchantress

Archeologist June Moone life turned upside down when she opened something she shouldn't have. The woman had been through hell and back but with her friend Carlisle Cullen life seemed to get better. Now a few years later a familiar boy reappears to get the help of June Moone and the Enchantress. How will things turn ou...

Sarcasm 101

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but som...

BROTHERHOOD ⟶ Harry Potter

[Book One: Brotherhood Series] There was no mystery to Milo Fleamont Potter, even if he was not the Boy-Who-Lived. He was the boy-who-survived. He was the boy that lost his parents and in many ways, lost his brother the same night that Voldemort attacked the Potter household. He was not graced with a scar, he did not...

BECOMING PRONGSLET ⟶ Harry Potter

[Book 2 :Brotherhood Series] After an eventful second year, Milo Fleamont Potter was looking forward to the summer, extra time to spend with his brother and bond. However, Harry doesn't return a single letter, leaving his older brother discouraged and somewhat bitter. When the Weasley twins invite him over for a littl...

The Tale of The Stag and The Tiger

It was hard for James Potter to keep his emotions under control after every rejection Lily Evans threw at him. It was slowly breaking him. Not even his best mates (Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew) knew what was happening until Athena Rose Lupin started attending Hogwarts during the middle of Sixth Year. At...

Aphrodite and Prongs

People say she looks like a goddess. Her nick name is Aphrodite. His is Zeus, more commonly known as Prongs. I'll give you three guesses who this story is about

Mount the Count

Quit your job, sell your house, say good-bye to everyone you know to go live in a château with the man of your dreams and spend the rest of your life riding horses and drinking cognac in France? What could possibly go wrong? Love. Fashion. Wild boars. Mount the Count. Not a fairy tale. Chapters 37 to the end is exclus...

PRONGSLET AND THE CERYNEIAN GUARDIAN

Since getting into contact with his brother over the last couple of years, Milo Fleamont Potter has entered a whole other world of adventure, laced with trouble and not to mention immense danger. However, he regrets none of it as it continues to bring the brothers closer than they've ever been. After Harry agrees neve...

Limits [Sirius Black]

"You won't know your limits if you don't push yourself harder." Florence Anderson is a mischievous Half-Blood child with the passion to run. Ever since she was little she always loved running. The only problem was she ran away from everything, because she was scared that one day she'd find her limits, and she didn't...

A Master Of Mischief ~ George Weasley Love Story ~ Book 1

Maddie has grown up without her mother and father, living with Remus Lupin. Her father is Sirius Black and sometimes she wonders if he even knows that she exsists, but that is the least of her worries. Her best friends, Fred and George Weasley, are causing trouble, but not just pranks. As Maddie begins getting older s...

Sincerely, the Dog - Letters From Dogs

Dogs can be adorable and hilarious. These are "letters" about what dogs experience. And it is most certainly not annoying if you comment on every chapter. I love feedback! :) * This is a work of fiction. Dogs did not actually write these.

Day in the Life of a Cat

The Marauders: Year One | #Wattys2016

Moony. Wormtail. Padfoot. Prongs. Their adventures were the stuff of Hogwarts legend. But there are untold stories, stories that only the four of them know. Come along and discover the true tale of the Marauders of Hogwarts... #Wattys2016

The Marauders: Year Five #Wattys2017

The witches and wizards at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry are gripped by fear - fear of the Dark Lord, fear of political unrest, fear of passing their O.W.L.s! After a long summer, James and Sirius have taken it upon themselves to bring comedic relief to the castle -- and it's up to Remus (and his new shi...

Talking Marauder

Ever just felt like hearing snippets of the Marauders' conversations? Well, you're welcome!

The Story Of Teddy Lupin

Teddy Lupin, son of Remus and Nymphadora Lupin, goes to Hogwarts. This is the story of his time in his favourite place, besides Weasley Wizard Wheezes(honestly, who doesn't like that place?) Hogwarts.

Teddy Lupin and the Full Moon Society

It has been sixteen years since the Battle of Hogwarts and seventeen year old Teddy Lupin has entered his rebelious phase. After a disagreement with his grandmother, his godfather Harry Potter has offered to put him up for the remainder of the summer, hoping to keep him out of trouble, and out of his grandmother's hai...

Homonculous |Marauders Era

Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs certainly feel quite accomplished after completing what they dub as the Marauder's Map. A map designed to show every classroom, hall, corridor, and even secret passageway of the Hogwarts Castle but also capable of identifying every person, ghost, and poltergeist roaming abou...

✓ | EPISKEY → remus lupin [ discontinued ]

All Alanna Harpshire wants is to finish her schooling years with good grades and a few great friends. She has everything planned out and knows exactly what she's doing. But she finds herself in a predicament when she discovers that Remus Lupin likes her. Alanna doesn't know how to feel about this situation. One of her...