Enter Stan Marsh, a regular guy living a regular life in a regular town. There's nothing particularly special about him at all, and you might even go as far as to say he's a pretty boring guy. You'd think that no one would pay him the least bit of their attention, right? Put into different circumstances, they probably wouldn't give half a shit about him or his personal life. But the fact that he has such a close relationship with Kyle Broflovski kind of changes their views, because everyone can see how in love they are with each other except for them.

I don't know why I started this

Everyone always thought that it was Clyde who was closest to Craig. Everyone always thought that Craig couldn't care less about someone outside of the group of people he hung out with on a daily basis. Everyone always thought that Craig was straight. No one ever thought Craig Tucker could possibly be in love with an anxiety stricken mess of a man, or that they were secretly dating.

What you're about to read isn't just a story. It's not a simple novel or sequel to some ridiculous fanfiction. This isn't even a work of fiction at all. For me, this was a little too real.. If you think really hard, you might even learn something about these useless words your brain is absorbing. This could teach you much more than being packed in a classroom forced to memorize mathematic functions and what country was blamed for World War II. This is the study of mind, and I will try my best to explain the series of events that led to my overall dilemma. Including the reason I watch Kenneth McCormick so closely sometimes.

Cheerful. This is only one of the many words you could use to describe Butters Stotch. Such an optimistic and pure kid. So heavily guarded and sheltered with no clue as to what the real world held in store for him. But like everyone he had his own secrets, and his life was not as easy to live as he made it seem. Reckless. That was Kenny McCormick for you. Although he cares deeply for the sake of others, he finds himself recklessly toying with the hearts of others. Yet every time he breaks in two the hearts of those he finds attractive, his own seems to chip away bit by bit as well. He wishes for once in his life that he might actually be able to die, to start life in Hell where he no doubt belongs. But maybe coming back is the devil's sick way of telling him he's already there.

According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how truly astounding the Heavens are.

They say that the obstacles lovers endure can only make you stronger, but for Stan Marsh that couldn't be more wrong.

"A different fandom is not a sin, we're all capital F-A-N's."