So this fanfiction is based on reapersun's fanart! I hope you like it :) I added my own little flare to the end, so enjoy!

As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come. Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of evil hunting down her new roommate, and - worst of all - all the post-break-up comfort food she keeps eating. And to make matters worse, Death is almost certainly going to go down in the record books as being the universe's least helpful roommate. He may be a horseman of the apocalypse but he'll be damned if he doesn't do the dishes. But life's going to get a whole lot harder for Rosa. Death's sudden holiday is resulting in some grizzly repercussions, and now all of the Underworld is out to drag him back. There's only so far sarcasm and strawberry ice cream will get you.

❝Sorry, my YouPad's charging.❞ In which Steven Grant Rogers wanders through the ever evolving path of technology. [SOCIAL MEDIA] [May 3, 2016 - June 24, 2016] HIGHEST RANKING: #27 in Fanfiction [13.06.16] #131 in Fanfiction [04.06.16] ACHIEVEMENT(S): Best in Comedy at the Marvel Fanfiction Awards 2016 louise | 2016

CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN AS OF MAY 2020!! SEE INTRODUCTION FOR MORE INFO!! ❤️

•You better run in this wild jungle• Aella Grant will be tested on her knowledge of survival. Running from Velociraptors and a T-Rex, alone, who would have known, her favorite dinosaurs are hunting her down. -------| Owen Grady |------- •Jurassic Park - Jurassic World• Published on July 4th, 2015. Discontinued (User used to be @DarellyLucero now I'm @sasuwux )

Face it. All of the muggleborn wizards and half-bloods want to keep listening to their music and whatnot. That's why, generations ago, in hogwarts, muggleborns founded the SSOMH. Occasionally, the SSOM does something hilarious and outrageous. Read to find out some of their craziest stunts

~ W A T T P A D F E A T U R E D ~ A Natasha Romanoff & Clint Barton origin story. ❝My name is Natalia Alianovna Romanova and I work for the KGB. But my life is something of a lie. I work for no one. I work for myself. And I always work alone. I have a very specific skill set. I have charm. I have wit. I have sex appeal. I play to the common weaknesses of men, pulling them in on an invisible thread, ensnaring them in my inescapable web and striking mercilessly like a poisonous spider. For that reason, they call me the Black Widow. I'm cunning, ruthless and utterly unstoppable. I am a one woman fighting machine. I can do more damaged unarmed than most people could do armed. ❞ ❝My name is Clinton Francis Barton and I work for S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm the deadliest agent they have on a squad of suits and scientists. I'm the masked vigilante with a bow and arrow and I never miss. I have keen eyes. I have perfect aim. I have agility. I can shoot down any adversary from any distance, and they never see me coming. They call me Hawkeye, because I have the vision of a bird of prey and I strike just as precisely. I'm strong, I'm dexterous and utterly remarkable. I'm a one man invasion. I can cause more destruction with a Palaeolithic weapon than most people can do with a gun.❞ Two nomadic souls; one American, one Russian. Completely unlike one another. Or so they think. This is a tale of prejudice, politics and passion in Budapest. #60 in Fanfiction (23/10/2015)

Bronwyn Loren Evans, born and bred in Wales, was to be the first British Female to land upon Mars to fulfil various assignments and tasks with a group of five others. The title in itself was a broad achievement, but when things later twist and jolt so abruptly that the entire mission collapses, her title seems little more than a depleted tag for 'one of two fallen comrades left on Mars.' However, still alive and firmly breathing alongside Mark Watney, the later known 'Mother of Mars' is thrown into a catastrophic game of chances and against all odds, has to find a way home. With this comes hardship, hatred, nostalgia and through the midst of a cheating partner on Earth, betrayal and even a kindled love for a fond face aboard Ares III. ✗ No copyright infringement intended, this is purely for entertainment and no profit will be made from this. ✗ started: 3rd January 2016 finished: