"why do you kill?" "a wise joker once said that madness is like gravity and all it takes is a little push." [#1000 IN ACTION: 10/12/2016] ⚠violence

"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist. How old are you?" "Um, I don't think it'd be the greatest idea for that blurry eyesight of yours to be treated by a guy your own age." "My own... oh no." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Short Story #4 (03/04/16) Wattpad Featured Story (July 2017) © 2015 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.

Okay, we all pretty much know what happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but we all want more. Something new. Something weird. Something slightly PG-13. Well, here you go. The truth about Star Wars (aka the Star Wars Urban Dictionary aka your new favorite book.) Read on for weirdness. (THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. It's supposed to be a book set up like Urban Dictionary, a website with definitions for everyday words [and also fandom-y things like Star Wars] written by people online. They can be weird at times, but that makes them funny. Don't read if you don't like Urban Dictionary.)