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  • Easy Death
    970 171 9

    "why do you kill?" "a wise joker once said that madness is like gravity and all it takes is a little push." [#1000 IN ACTION: 10/12/2016] ⚠violence

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  • Eye Drops (#2)
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    "This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist. How old are you?" "Um, I don't think it'd be the greatest idea for th...

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  • Star Wars Urban Dictionary
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    Okay, we all pretty much know what happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but we all want more. Something new. Something weird. Something slightly PG-13. Well, here you go. The truth about Star Wars (aka the Star Wars Urban Dictionary aka your new favorite book.) Read on for weirdness. (THIS IS NOT SUPPOS...