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The Body Swap (Completed ✔️) by adulate_
The Body Swap (Completed ✔️)
adulate_
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"I'm black!" Nathan screams but the voice that erupts from his throat is a high shrill screech. "I'm white!" Blessing screams but she brings her hands to her throat, mortified at the deep resounding voice that escapes. Nathan and Blessing look at one another in shock and awe, unsure of how to comprehend the situation. "Damn, I am so good looking," Nathan states haughtily, admiring himself through Blessing's eyes. ****************************************** Nathan and Blessing have three things in common - 1. They both go to the same university and live on the same floor. 2. They are both the sluts of their campus and have a running competition to see who can out sleep who. 3. They've been arch enemies since they were 16. One morning they wake up in their beds, in their rooms, in their flats...in each other's bodies! Nathan attempts to find a cure or an explanation to the body swap however Blessing finds this as a golden opportunity to get revenge on Nathan. Nathan gets wind of this and decides that two can play this game and he too begins sabotaging Blessing's life. As they try and navigate and destroy one another, they realise there's more to the surface than what meets the eye.
Silence is Golden by RobThier
Silence is Golden
RobThier
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Silent. Cold. Chiselled perfection. That is Rikkard Ambrose, the most powerful business mogul in Great Britain. Free-spirited. Fiery. Definitely NOT attracted to the aforementioned business mogul. That is Lilly Linton, his personal secretary and secret weapon. The two have been playing a cat and mouse game for months. So far, Lilly has been able to fight down and deny her attraction to Mr Ambrose. But what happens when suddenly, the dark secrets of his past begin to surface and they are forced to go on a perilous journey into the South-American jungle? A journey they can only survive if they band together? Book 3 in the Watty-Award-winning "Storm and Silence" series.
The Boy Who Blackmailed Me. by GwenniePoo
The Boy Who Blackmailed Me.
GwenniePoo
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  • Parts 4
What do you think happens when this dare-devil jock of your school ends up with something that belongs to you . . . something that holds your deepest, most embarrassing secrets? What happens when he holds it against you and wants something in return? Maybe something good will come out of it... Or will it be a horrible experience? © Copyright – All rights reserved 2015 Gwendolyn McCoy
Maid For You by invisibleXangel
Maid For You
invisibleXangel
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Adrianne had always had a crush on the school playboy, Nate. So she decides to write him a love letter and slip it in his locker. Only to realize she had the wrong locker. What's worse is that it was Alex's locker, the bad boy.
Arranged marriage to a rich......Jerk?! by DaysinHollywood
Arranged marriage to a rich......Jerk?!
DaysinHollywood
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Skye Rhodes is a normal teenage who just wants to live life smoothly, until her parents arranges a marriage. Forced to marry a jerk from her school, Skye needs to stop her wedding from her parents forcing her to marry Landon, her future husband.
Totally Awkward by sufferingIy
Totally Awkward
sufferingIy
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❝I like turtles. They breathe through their butts.❞ ❋❊❋❊❋❊ Imogen Reid is awkward. Plain and simple. She knows it, her mom knows it and everyone breathing knows it. So when she accidentally signs up for a month long school trip, she's not surprised but she also doesn't expect to be chosen to go... along with twenty other snobby teenagers she's never spoken to before. And the worst part about it? A certain, surprisingly sweet, bad boy starts to show an interest in her. Friendships blooming and relationships sparking, she experiences much more than she ever expected. Especially figuring out that completing a bucket list in many foreign countries is not so smart... welcome to the story of the life of a girl who's just Totally Awkward! cover by viciouscupcake © Eden Reed 2017. All rights reserved.
Change Of Plans (Watty Awards 2013) by _SweetLovin_0112
Change Of Plans (Watty Awards 2013)
_SweetLovin_0112
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"Daddy! No no no no no! I don't want some delinquent staying here with Lola and I! You're going to be gone the whole entire summer! You can't leave us here with some stranger." I yelled to my dad "Dez, he is my friends son and he needs some help. He doesn't mix in with the right people and he needs to hang around people his own age. You guys met....when you were like four but still hunny. Please try...for me." my dad looked at me pleadingly. "Fine dad, just for you." I gave in. All Desiree wanted to do was spend her summer with her bestfriend Lola. But that just couldn't happen because Vincent, her dads best friends troubled son, has come to live with her for the summer. This story will go on a journey of the two, with them fighting, making up, maybe a hook up or two? But will it be enough? Will they fall in love?
Possessive Much? by dark_atheart
Possessive Much?
dark_atheart
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[Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction] 🚫WARNING🚫 :| CLICHE ALERT! This is some high class cringe stuff which will make you want to throw yourself out the window |: :|You have been warned, proceed at your own risk |: ⬇️ He stood up with his hands in his pockets, "I'll delete the video." My head snapped up on hearing this and sighed in relief. "Than-" "On three conditions." He said smirking making me glare at him. "Never Stone!" I huffed. "Okay then, I'll send it to everyone on my contact list." He said casually picking his phone up. My eyes widened and I held his arm stopping him while he gave me a blank look, but I could see the amusement in his eyes. That jerk! "I...I.." I hesitated looking down. "You what?" He asked raising his phone again. I tried to snatch it from him but in vain. "Okay fine, I agree to your conditions!" I say finally defeated making him smirk evilly. ............................................................ All Mae wanted was to complete her senior year peacefully but everything is turned upside down when Ryan Stone crashed in her life, literally. They say water is strong enough to break a stone...will the case be same for Mae Waters and Ryan Stone? ............................................................ Spin Off - 'Smirks & Glares'
That Nerd  by xThePineappleGirlx
That Nerd
xThePineappleGirlx
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|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Ever broken into Disney World at three in the morning? Ever pranked the police and almost gotten arrested for it? Ever played paintball at the park in nothing but your underwear? Maya hasn't. But she is about to... Dylan Thompson is the most popular guy in the school and is seeking revenge after Maya slapped him for being a 'pervert'. What would you do if you were Maya? Move to Mexico and change your name to Rico and then proceed to move into an apartment with a goat owner named Pablo, obviously. What does Maya do? She doesn't run, instead she kicks him where the sun don't shine and slaps him again. Time for revenge nerd. --- Cover by the best human @1Dgurlwrites WARNING: Contains mild language & may cause many eyes rolls, fangirl moments and tears. [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan
The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓ by whiskeyroses
The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓
whiskeyroses
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"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature
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