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So this year, Sirius Black has escaped from the horrid wizard prison, Azkaban. And apparently, he has one target: the Potter twins. But he's not the only thing that's going on in their third year. They've also got Dementors, Quidditch, the mysterious grim, the Marauder's map and many more things on their mind. Who's on the good side, who's on the bad? Nothing is what it seems.

So Harry and Hannah Potter are back for their second year at Hogwarts and things are much more hectic than last year. After a house-elf named Dobby comes and visits them in the holidays, insisting that they stay at home, everything goes wrong and strange things happen. History starts to repeat itself. Muggle-borns all over the school get petrified. Mysterious voices sound from the walls that nobody else apart from the Potter twins can hear. A diary once belonging to T.M Riddle turns up. Will they overcome the danger that Dobby warned them about...? DISCLAIMER: We own no characters apart from Hannah Potter and we don't own the plot either (only a few bits here and there that we add in). All rights go to J.K. Rowling.

Harry and Anna are back again for another year at Hogwarts. They thought the madness would be over after their hectic first year, but oh Merlin, were they wrong... This is the second book in the Anna Black series. If you haven't, please read the first book BEFORE you read this one, otherwise, it won't make much sense. Harry Potter belongs to queen JK Rowling, not me. The only characters that belong to me are the ones you don't see in the movies or books! Enjoy! :)

Spoilers ahead! If you haven't read the first two books, please get off this page and go read them! A lot has happened in the past two years for Anna and Harry. They saved the stone, Anna opened the chamber, and they both had defeated Voldemort twice. So this summer should be a nice break for them, right? Especially for Anna, who's supposed to go to Paris with Hermione. But the unexpected happens. I guess you'll have to read the story to find out more ;) Queen JK Rowling owns original Harry Potter characters and plots

Harry Potter and Anna Black were used to a normal and boring life on Privet Drive until they each get a letter that will change their lives forever... Follow Anna and Harry on their adventures at Hogwarts. From meeting new friends to facing the Dark Lord himself, this story will change the way you see the original series. P.S. This series is currently being edited. As for the old chapters, I really do apologize for the lack of mature writing and many mistakes. I promise that once I fix everything, the story will be totally awesome. Hang in there! Obviously, I don't own any original HP characters/plots, they belong to the one and only JK Rowling

it's Haylee Walters's first year of Hogwarts. Haylee is a muggleborn, or so she thinks but what she doesn't know, is that at Hogwarts she'll meet someone who holds the key to her parents, Haylee knows nothing of who she truly is. all she knows is that she's adopted and that her parents were killed when she was a year old, all she remembers is a flash of green light and screaming.

Harry and Hannah Potter are normal eleven-year old children. Or are they? When a giant-sized man, Rubeus Hagrid, comes to them and tells them they're a wizard and witch. Then they go to Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, where they get sorted by an old hat, learn how to play Quidditch, battle a pure-blood boy, become enemies with a house called Slytherin, brew potions and find out more about a certain evil someone. Will they survive or die in battle? Read on to find out... DISCLAIMER: Most credit goes to J.K Rowling and we don't own any characters except for Hannah Potter. This is a fanfic of her book Harry Potter and the Philospher's Stone. EDITING THIS!

The events of 'The Philosopher's Stone' from the perspective of a certain bushy-haired know-it-all

(Under extreme editing) After Pennelope's first year at Hogwarts, she decides to visit the Weasleys. A family she had met in first year. Once she arrives at the Weasley's house she finds Ron sneaking away. Little did she know, he was going to get Harry. Once they reach Hogwarts, creepy stuff is happening, people are getting petrified and threatening messages are appearing on the walls. Join Pennelope in her second year at Hogwarts. READ FIRST BOOK: Pennelope and the trapdoor