(Book 3 of the Procrastinators Series, set in September 2014 -but can be read independently from the series-) "Relationships end. Relationships end in three ways: you split up, one of you dies, or you get married. There's a two out of three chance that it won't end well. It's not exactly encouraging." - Jamie Gail hates relationships in real life. Relationships in literature and film, that she can deal with, but risking such a real life rejection? No, that's not on her agenda. So when Jamie moves back to London to partake in the audition process to become Elphaba in the theatre production of Wicked thanks to the prompts of Jamie's childhood friend Carrie Fletcher, why is it that Jamie tries to attempt real life shipping to get her new flatmate together with the girl he's been pining over for a year? Not to mention that the girl he's forbidden to love is already in a relationship of her own, or that this flatmate practically hates Jamie. Breaking up other relationships and putting them back together in a different alignment with new people isn't meant to be done, but that doesn't mean it's impossible. And besides, who likes seeing people unhappy? (NB: I do not own any songs, quotes, shops, fandoms, brands or any of the YouTubers' rights mentioned in my story) ALL RIGHTS OTHERWISE RESERVED, Copyright © EmmaChameleon (loosely inspired by Chameleon Circuit's 'Kiss the Girl') Contains swearing, illness, some dark thoughts, and talk of depression.

Penelope Larissa Edwards has always wished she could have her sister's life. Why? Because her sister was Perrie Edwards. She was in the girl band Little Mix and you might have heard of her as Zayn Malik's girlfriend. Zayn Malik as in 1/5 of that popular boyband One Direction. Penelope and Perrie used to be close but ever since fame came around, Penelope has been stuck at home while Perrie is living a superstar life. After not seeing each other for a good six months, Perrie comes home and begs for a favor. A favor that included taking her place so she could go on a well deserved vacation. Only they would know and no one else. Reluctantly, Penelope accepts and takes her twin sister's life. As a singer and as Zayn Malik's girlfriend. The thing is, he doesn't know that Penelope isn't Perrie. He thinks his girlfriend has changed...but for the better. Penelope tries not to fall for this charming Bradford boy, but before she knows it, she's head over heels. Penelope fights an emotional struggle. Between the sisterhood or a love life. Is it worth the risk? Watty Awards Finalist 2013

**FINISHED AND IN EDITING ** 21 year old Maisy camrons is an ordinary girl with a past she wish she could change. One day she walks to work and saves the life of a boy in a llama hat from getting hit by a car. Getting hit herself, she ends up in hospital, realising she saved the life of her youtube crush dan howell. As maisy gets to know dan, dan urges to know about maisy's past and what was so bad about it. Maisy is terrified to tell dan the truth and wonders if her past will come back to haunt her if she does tell him. What does she do? I DO NOT OWN DAN, PHIL OR ANY SONGS THAT I MENTION.

The Lonely is not alone anymore! Kendall and Christina need a happily ever after, will they get it? Or will other misfortunes change their minds?

Penelope recently moved to England to pursue her dream of becoming an actress. She never expected to fall for anyone, especially the Youtube sensation Dan Howell, better known as danisnotonfire. Will their relationship work, or will something get in the way? **Warning: May be triggering. ©writingmaniac321

We're gonna keep it short and simple.... Karma's a bitch.

I don't even know how I got here... Actually, I don't even remember why I am here in the first place. All I do remember is my mum, dad, and younger sister staring back at me from our porch. But then... then there was this... explosion. There were the sounds of shattering pottery, dishes, cups, etc., the sounds of screaming, and the sounds of guns being shot... But then I woke up in the ISA, or the "Institute of Special Abilities." The ISA is a facility for people with insane abilities like the ones from those movies and comics. I never thought I'd be one of them, but I guess I am. This facility is located in Area 51, the USA. That's a pretty long way from Wolverhampton, England... Or as I call it, home. But lots of us are from different parts of the world. Some from Sweden, Germany, and even England, like me. There are 9 other people, or as the scientists call us, mutants, with different powers. Some can shoot lazers, make weather, and teleport. Pretty cool huh? Well not to us. We think that we're evil because of all the others who hurt us back then. We've been called freaks, monsters, and demons. But what others don't know is that we're just like them. Regular people, but with different abilities. We've been told that this facility is inescapable. They say that there's no way out. But what they don't know is that us mutants can do anything when we put our minds to it. And I promise, we won't be condemned for much longer...