I've read a bunch of phan, so why not write one? Dan Howell's life couldn't be any better at the moment. He has met the most beautiful, charming, kind girl he could ever imagine, and she loves him back. Everything is perfect... but not for Phil. Phil Lester has always been in love with Dan since the first moment he first met him, but now Phil's heart is crushed. He has some suspicions of Dan's girlfriend, but Dan just brushes it off, ignoring Phil completely. Unfortunately, Phil's bad feelings may be true... Sexual content, self harm, language, and domestic abuse warning. Also, I'm American, so if I get anything wrong, please tell me. ••• Update: This is very old (not really that old) writing! It's cringy as hell, and I apologize in advance. I have fixed a few errors, so if it seems slightly different than it was before, that's why.

(This story is on hiatus, and most likely won't be updated for a very long time, if ever. I'm so sorry. Please take a look at my other books, but only if you want to. Again, I apologize for this.) There's a guy who stands outside of MTT-Brand Burger Emporium selling ice cream. Not that I'm complaining; he draws customers to him, making my work easier. The only downside to this is that Mettaton seems more agitated than usual, if that's even possible. He wants me to get rid of this ice cream seller so that business can "thrive again." Yes, I ship Nicepants, now go away! ... (Actually, come back please...)