Kissing Ginevra Weasley

[Inspired by the movie 'Kissing Jessica Stein'.] Ginevra Weasley is fed up with guys who don't understand her witty humor, her intelligence, or her slightly over-bearing family. So she takes a chance and tries something new by answering a 'female wanting female' ad. What Ginny gets is a snooty, famous, long-brown hair...