DarrenDean1
You too can get a firsthand education in Galactic Tyranny!
Welcome to the Ton'Tine Imperium Collegium! The gre'en jewel of the Galactic Imperium, inconveniently located on the other side of the Eagle Nebula.
Get kidnapped by your own government as part of a secret treaty, smuggled off Earth and taken to another planet. Spend a lovely year in The Enclave on bloody ol Ton'tine. Where you will meet new and interesting beings, from far out worlds ... and learn to kill them.
IDIK Infinite Diversity, Infinite kills. No ray guns, no frills, just good old fashioned cold steel alien bashing.
So saddle up little camper, cause the fires are lit and the beerz are flowing. So get ready to go boldly where no human has gone before! Right into the Tine Collegium, onto the blood-soaked Sands.
"And how did you get so lucky, one might ask? Cause you got a perfect score on your SAT'z, and your family is upwardly mobile...you lucky bastard. The future is yours...but only if you can live long enough to enjoy it.
Meet Jackson 'Jax' Caine and Charm Mannix recently married teenagers. Who are getting a firsthand education in being heartless tyrants. Their closet comrades are a bunch of beer-fueled fueled psychotics. Founding their own society based on hatred, mistrust and paranoia and the almighty beer.
So welcome the Vulkin' Collegium Kids! Meet new and interesting E.T'z and s'wack them in the Arean, known as the Sands. Get kidnapped, get Nited, and get down, Smile'Kill E.T'z dead. Cause for theses Sols, that's the only way home.
Honing the Kill-skills to pay the butcher bills, with some beer-fueled fun times for all!
And the grand prize for surviving all this carnage? They will rule Earth with an iron fist that would make Great Gengis himself gre'en with envy.
Did we mention that his new wife can read his mind all the time? You know ... like right vulcan now?