TuliChaima
"Have you ever wondered what comes after death?
Are there truly such things as demons and angels?
If there are, then what do they do for all of eternity?
Well you've come to the right place!! My name is Chiki-Chiki and I officially welcome you... to Hell. A Guide to be exact. Welcome human, and enjoy."
"Who are you and what have you done to Chiki-Chiki?" asked a tall girl- well demon.
"GEEZ! I WAS TRYING TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL WITH STYLE!"
"Well it failed horribly, seriously, I can still see the rubble."
"Fine, how do you do it better."
"It's really simple. You've just got to get really close to the readers... Then you punch them in the face with brutality, while saying 'Don't assume my gender bruh!' Or something along those lines, then you put on shades, yell out 'I'M THE REAL SLIM SHADY!!' and explode something in the background, slow motion walk out while playing rap music in the background."
"That was awesome."
"Hell yeah it was!"
"This is why we're friends." the two said in unison before throwing a grenade at the broken wall, putting on sunglasses and walking away in slow motion.