She was sitting at home alone. Her parents left days ago. She doesn't know where they went. They never tell her where they go or for how long. She can't sleep. Her mind is racing. It's racing with thoughts that have been stuck there for ages. About him. How he broke her. "What's wrong with me?" She thought. "Why wasn't I good enough for him?" She can't stop thinking about what could she possibly have done to make him run away. Little did she know that someone else had an eye out for her. Not another stupid boy. A girl this time. She's been waiting for her to realize that he's no good for her. She's good for her. If only she would open her eyes.

Lucy Archer, badass player extraordinaire, does the unthinkable. She falls in love with the one girl he can't have, her best friend. Can she make the one girl who knows all the dirt about her, fall in love with her?

A book of Dan and Phil one-shots, ranging from 300-3000 words, fluff to angst, and shitty to slightly less shitty writing. Enjoy your stay.

x reader imagines. [none of these are mine, they're all from tumblr]

"i wonder how biology can explain the physical pain in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone." - d.h. or, various happy endings for your two favourite idiots. {may 2015 - july 2017} all of these works are my own (however much it pains me to say it with most of my earlier stuff). please do not repost. thank you ✨