You have ten days before you die. The infamous "Jeff the Killer" shows up one night to kill you, but creates a deal with you instead. If you survive ten days, you live. If you don't, well, you obviously die. Fun, right? The only problem is that you laugh every time you see him. His face is just so funny! How will you control yourself? What if he starts to love you? Ha! He's a nasty, blood-sucking, gay-as-hell jerk-face. There's no way you'd fall for that. He was the one that broke into your house, so he was gonna play by your rules. Every time he insults your slutty friend- slap in the face! Every time he calls you stupid and a whale- slap in the face! Will you survive all ten days with this inconsiderate asshole? -+- This is a JTK x Reader from second person point of view. It's a parody of my other fanfiction, "Killer Romance" This is the funny version, and the other one is the serious version. I don't own most of the characters. (Jeff The Killer x Reader PARODY) WARNING: Contains lots of sarcasm and swearing. IF YOU DON'T LIKE RACIST JOKES AND/OR GET OFFENDED BY HUMOR, DON'T READ THIS. Good luck to those of you who persevere onward. I'm sorry if your family looks at you crazy for laughing like a maniac at your phone or crying because of how pathetic and stupid this book is. Most of the plot is exactly how it is in the original book, so DON'T GET MAD IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Co-me-dy. It's not meant to make sense. -+- I do not give doc truyen or any individual, website, organization, server, etc. the right to reproduce, post, publish, steal, etc. my stories and ideas.

Lena Klark is a seventeen year old normal teenage girl, or should I say was. She wasn't exactly normal. She had parents who always fought, and bullies who would bully her. Lena gladly doesn't give a shit, and continues to smile. She is afraid of being the person she really is, because of people judging her. Lena is a suspect of the creepypastas. Why? No one knows. Therefore, Lena will have to stay in the creepypasta mansion with the creepypastas, until it is confirmed that whether she is what they think she is or not. On the journey she falls for someone, someone named 'Ticci Toby'. This story may contain vulgar language, so if that offends you don't read it.

Okay, here's a short story going over what a writer should and shouldn't do when writing a Percy Jackson and Nico di Angelo Fanfiction. Purely opinion. Don't get upset by some of the things I say.

**PREQUEL TO THE DEAR MY SANITY SERIES** I'm not your average guy. Besides the outrageously weird name of Falin and the fact that my hair is whiter than Slenderman's face, I must be sure to mention that I live the killer's life. I must also say that it's simply. . . the best. Just going around, killing. Torturing. I couldn't have asked for a better life. Not to mention the fact that I get to hang out with the craziest psychos in the world. Score one for me! Two if you want to count the fact that I'm the proxy of none other than Slenderman himself. As a matter of fact, you might have heard of my crazy psycho friends from that one website, Creepypasta, I think it was called. You know, the people who go by the name of Eyeless Jack, Slenderman, Laughing Jack, Hoodie, Masky, etc. Recently, we've gotten a new addition. You might have heard of him too. His name is Jeff the Killer.

**SECOND BOOK IN THE Dear My Sanity SERIES** "That explains a lot." "I bet it does." The mask prevents me from seeing her face but I can just tell she is smiling at me; at my misery. It makes me want to tear her apart limb from limb. But, I restrain myself. It would do me no good to waste energy with her. I got the information I wanted and now I have to go. My mom needs me. "Is that all?" I growl, smacking her hand away. "Yes, it is." "Good," And then I punch her in the face. ~*~*~

Konna was just a girl. A plain simple girl, except she had her fair amount of problems.. One night her and Jeff's paths meet. But she always asks herself one question: why.. Me? Why her indeed... Her life is crap.. Accept for one of her best friends whom she's Never actually met.. Until she runs into the infamous Jeff the killer. What will happen? Will she just be another toy? Or will this be the one jeff keeps.. Read and find out. In this jeff the killer love story.

Rank #1 LeviXReader (January. 26, 2021) Captain Levi Ackerman decided to clean the old headquarters castle's library and accidentally found a mysterious book It was the book we're the well known history behind the Wings Of Freedom's Chronicle were written that the Great Mortal Goddess with an Angel wings was born with special abilities to control all the nature elements and create a better melody using her Golden Violin and use it as her weapon against the enemies after she came down on Earth to help and save the Humanity They say that if you encounter her melody and her shadows dancing in the dark it means that she forbiddenly fallen in love with you and you're the reason why she become a half fallen But what if Levi encounter her from the past and he doesn't even have any idea that the Goddess was always around him? Are the rumors about the Chronicles are true and does she will go down to save them against the Titans?

What will happen when a annoying and childish person and a cold hearted and mean person collided? there would be chaos of course! Just like you and Golden Freddy. You worked as a night shift in the pizzeria. The animatronic are kind and love u except for one... Golden Freddy. But sooner you didn't knew that Golden Freddy is starting to fall inlove with you and asked you to be his girlfriend. But you didn't knew there was a gang searching out for you and one of them want you... to be his. Can Goldy even protect you from them? and who is this 'his'? DO NOT COPY MY STORY Now don't be a silent reader and vote! :D ©-cyphr

(Y/A) year old (y/n) walks home one night after a total fail on a date with the person who you thought she loved. The boy Zach told her to leave and never speak to him ever again. You left and walked home crying, but you stumbled in a forest to be tackled by a stranger.