BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

Hermione spit her tea out in shock. This was not for real was it? It had to be a joke! I mean, come on, how could the ministry do this? A marriage law? Why? Yes the wizarding population had sunk considerably during the war, but it was surly rising back up again at a good pace wasn't it? (I currently have this story up on fanfiction.net as well) Completed (A "spin off" called Under the Full Moon is currently being made, it's the story from Luna and Blaise's persepctive) (Working on a rewrite of this story at the moment and I'm working on finishing and bettering the spin off too)

GUYS!! This fic is currently having a rewrite. It was my first fic and I feel like I can do so much better. So if you have it in your reading list please wait until I have done the rewrite. I promise it'll be worth it. For those of you that have already read it all I want to say is thank you. Kingsley moved out the way and I saw exactly who he was talking too. I took him all in. Black shoes and trousers, his body was buff and he wore a white shirt with a black waistcoat and jacket. His hands were massive and he sported a serpent ring, his jaw was tight and his piercing grey eyes were framed by blond hair. Holy shit it was Draco Malfoy. "Hermione you remember Draco he's our new head of magical sports." "Hello Hermione long time no see." Oh merlins beard." He'd always wanted her. She'd never known. Could the Slytherin Prince finally get the Gryffindor Princess? *PLEASE TAKE NOTE* In this story is cheating, attempted murder, sexual assault, a lot of smut and adult themes. You have been warned. I do not own any of the characters they are all JKR A spicy Dramione Fanfiction for ages 18+ 14.02.21/29.03.21 No. 1 for dramionefanfiction! 29.03.21 No. 5 for dramione

It’s been a year since the War, and Hogwarts has been rebuilt. Although many—especially the Weasley’s—are in mourning, life has gone on, and they live in peace without the fear of Voldemort. So when the Golden Trio—and Ginny—go back to complete their 7th year, things are different. Ron has done the unthinkable, and Hermione’s heart has been shattered. But she’s not going to let that stop her, and, as expected, she is appointed as Head Girl. With Draco Malfoy as Head Boy, her year is going to be a little different than the ordinary, as, thanks to Professor McGonagall, she has to put aside old hatred to support House Unity. But Hermione should have known that a normal year at Hogwarts was out of the question. With new enemies lurking in the shadows, will they survive the year?

Draco finds out about his Veela heritage and is doomed to die a slow death for failing to find his mate, Hermione. He uses an heirloom time turner to go back to the past and find her, but undoes all events past 6th year in the process. Now it is up to Draco to change the future just enough so that he can live on with his mate and ensure Voldemort is still defeated. Can he save his own life and the wizarding world? Dramione, Veela!Draco, Mate!Hermione. Dark themes including kidnapping and violence.

*Complete*Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger loathe each other. They will be civil to each other when the hell freezes over. But will a simple game change everything between them or will it make their life living hell? Will they find out the fine line between love and hate or end up killing each other? (P.S: It's not Theomione. Theo is just an additional character to the story)

Please leave a comment and vote to let me know what you think of the story! <3 _________________________________________ Hermione and her friends returned to Hogwarts for their last year. On the day of the graduation, Ron gets together with Draco's girlfriend. They soon become the hottest couple and even the Dialy Prophet starts reporting about them. Although Harry and Ginny are happy because they are not the famous ones anymore, Draco wants revenge and Hermione wants Ron back. So she decides it's time for a change.

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy couldn't be more different. She's quiet, polite, a role model to everyone she knows, and even those she doesn't, and the brightest student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He's arrogant, annoying and the trademark jerk that every Slytherin is rumoured to be. By respect for the ancient feud between Gryffindor and Slytherin, Draco and Hermione hate each other, rarely ever having contact except for the undying attraction they seem to have for each other - one that doesn't go unnoticed by the rest of the school. The pair do everything in their power to resist the urge, but sometimes fate has other ideas.

Her fingers curled into fists as her eyes filled with tears. "I'm pregnant," she whispered before she bit her lip. "I'm sorry, what?" Draco asked, praying to some God that he had misheard her. "I'm pregnant, and it's yours."

It's seventh year, and students are asked to return to Hogwarts after the war. Her current relationship with Ron is going down hill as he turns abusive. What happens when a certain Gryffindor girl drops behind her very personal diary, and it lands in the hands of her former bully? Hermione granger writes in her diary every day, even her deepest, and darkest secrets and traumatic life experiences lie inside. The new owner Draco Malfoy, holds a world in this palm of his hands that will help the new owner better understand the old, and his perspective's on the so called perfect golden Gryffindor will quickly change. He quickly finds out that Hermione Granger was not all he thought she was, and feelings quickly form and things get in the way that will put them both to the test. Will they be able to overcome all the obstacles in their way? Read to find out!