A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk. If you get offended by these jokes: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 and 2 are lies. 4. You're a p*ssy. Nah, Jk, I understand if you don't like my jokes. x3

These are original sexual jokes by me and my friends.

There's a lot of secrets that live in this house, so many bad things happened that would give you nightmares. After a tragedy that changed the community forever the house was abandoned. Luke is a ghost who is bound to this house he can't leave and he can't move on until he get closure. Now after all this time someone is finally moving in. My name is Jess, People think I'm weird I guess because I'm antisocial but if they knew the reason why I am the way I am they would understand . My aunt thought moving to a new town a "fresh start" would be good for me but the new house is super creepy and I feel as if I'm going crazy I swear there's a boy living in this house with us but no one can see him but me.

✯ Y/n is a 19 year old girl who moved back to her home town. You run into a fellow high school bully, who you didn't acknowledge at first to be your bully. You both begin to bond as you spend time together that you end up falling for him; as he does you. ➳ Originally Started: June, 23rd 2016 ➳ Originally Completed: July, 17th 2016 ➳ Last Edited: December 11th, 2020 ✎Author Note: This book is under spelling, grammar, and punctuation check. Please do not comment about any of the above, as I already know I misspelled, and used in-proper wording, Thank you in advance.

One day while you were scrolling through your twitter feed you got an unexpected message. It couldn't be? Really? Oh my god!! Could it be true love? Is he the satire person you thought he was?

Zodiac stuff from internet but mostly tumblr though. I honestly have no idea why you clicked this but well thanks for clicking and enjoy!

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

Creepypasta! Yay!