"Police! Open up!" I yell, banging again. I steel myself as this time I hear the locks click-clunk and see the door pull back slowly to reveal a half-naked blond bear of a man, who fucking towers over me. He's standing, blocking the doorway, with a frying pan in one hand and an aerosol can in the other. His face is flushed, his chest heaving with exertion, eyes wide with adrenaline, and his bare torso is glistening with sweat. He adjusts the grip on the pan and I see the muscles of that arm ripple underneath the monochrome sleeve that adorns it. Shit. Why the fuck did I not call for back up? (Aka the failed one shot. From the ship that sails itself.) Some content is mature. Caution advised, but specific trigger warnings will be given where appropriate. Note: AWOOGA is used to label the dirrrrrrty chapters.

Just random one shots... Any ship in Pentatonix -Scömìche -Scavi -Mavi -Kavi -Scirstie -Mevin -Avin -Mirstie -Scomavi -Scolex -Scomilex -Kirvi *Suggestions are great (: .Enjoy.

Scott's a jock who gets everything he wants, picks on smaller and weaker people, and is also in the closet. He's never told anyone because most of his friends are homophobic, and so are his parents. All him, his friends, and parents take seriously and care about is him doing well in football Mitch is just a simple boy who doesn't have much in his life, but he never complains. He has a great personality and always gets good grades so he can hopefully get a scholarship since he can't afford college. And mitch is sorta in the closet because he's told 1 of his closest friend, but no one else. Warning: This book contain some homophobic slurs, some depression, and cutting, and also some sexual scenes. So if that triggers you, or you don't wanna read that part, I'll leave a small waring in the beginning of the chapter so you can skip over it. Cover made by @PTX-Soprano (Slow updates for now)

A collection of mature oneshots inspired by pics or tweets or my own random brain, mostly Scomiche. And a reminder that just because a story or scene is mature, doesn't mean it's devoid of characterization, development, or value. Pretty new cover by Ehcimocs

Lots of smut, some weird stuff, some fucked up stuff, (some the readers love but I really don't like) some fluffy cute stuff, some sad stuff. But all scomiche

Some of the dirtiest one-shots i can come with :3 no regular updates just when i feel an idea come to mind :)

Mitch Grassi is a young twink who has Gerard "by his side". But when Daddy gets too rough, will his precious Kitten back down? Scott tries to rescue Mitch but will he succeed? (Scömíche/SMUT!) Very Mature!

Just some x readers involving the lovely members of Pentatonix!! I take requests but don't use names!