if you're reading this you're a sick fuck >DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE (NEVER)<< THIS IS A PARODY

OK OK, this is a joke alright m8s (I'll make it good lol) You are (Y/N), you just recently moved into an apartment but your neighbor is the infamous internet cyberbully, Leafyishere. (Might contain language lmao)

A late night shift at Blacksmith coffee shop tends to get dull and boring. That is, until you meet someone special.

As you get home from a long day of school, Calvin knows just the way to relax you.

tbh, this is a leafy (calvin vail) x reader thingy so yeah