boris loves donald (doris) disclaimer: this is set before the whole coronavirus outbreak so dont ask me to do anything on that cuz i really cant be bothered. also im writing chapter 11 onward whilst in quarantine so im trying to take my mind of the situation. anyway, enjoy this shit book! thanks for 1k reads! :00000 smut warning juss sayin

Samuel Brandt woke up with his thoughts written all over his body. His brother woke up with his head missing. His sister woke up to find that her skin would crack open unless she stayed in water. All of the other children in the secluded Iowa town of Oak Knoll woke up having undergone strange transformations. Now, they are all forced to live at 407 West Marshall Street, the mysterious house outside of town. With the new name of The Boy with Words for Skin, Samuel wants nothing more than to hide from his new life. He painfully and unpredictably sheds his skin, there is a Voice in the entryway closet that is often cruel, and-perhaps worst of all for a naturally shy boy-the other children look to him as a leader. As his seven-year-old brother struggles with their new life, as terrifying growls start to come from the pitch black basement, and as his feelings for a girl begin to grow, The Boy with Words for Skin realizes that he wants to change. He wants to put others first, learn from his peers, and let himself hope that things will get better. The Boy with Words for Skin is the first book in the 407 West Marshall Street series. Each book will advance the story but be told from a different character. Book 2 will be The Girl without Eyes.

Luna is a confident, beautiful, smart girl. Not only is she this, Luna is also the Princess of the Werewolves. While her five brothers are to share the title of Alpha Kings. As Luna grows up, she gets use to her over protective brothers. Luna is their everything while Luna thinks the world of them since they practically raised her. But what happens when her brothers suddenly leave without a good bye for two years? And how would Luna react when they come back only to find out that her brothers are undoubtedly her mates? What kind of dangers would they face as rogues try to take their beloved Luna, only to find out that their enemy is closer to them than they know?

mr sexi donald j trump is in luv...butt with 5 men...n he doesnt no hoo 2 choos n he confides in his bff michaelangelo pencil 4 advice...but hoo will he choos? his options r.... barley beep benson-a bee who just luvs p o l l e n also doeznt cair wat humanz think is possbull n is cuzins wit freddy benson from icarly gordamn ramthelambsauceinmahasshole-a british chef hoo luvs 2 yell @ ppl but iz in a dilemna bc he cannot find da lamb sauce :,( vlady poot-a bootiful russian hoo is bein accuzed of hakking the election, sinnamin rol robbie rottennipple-a boi wit fantastix ibrows hoo is just tryna discova himself n b da villain numba 1 butt wait!!!! theres anOTher problum!!!! sum meany peepel r in a grewp in orda 2 tryna steel all of donalds luvs so dat he can b 4eva alon :,( heers da ppl in da grewp alabama hammer man-1 of our foundin fatherz hoo can rap lik fuk n waz a basterd orfan sun of a hor n a scotzmint hoo is also a HANDSUM fuckboi ;) killary clitoris-woman ran 4 prez n wantz 2 revenge donald, leeder of da groop and communikakes thru emales barack "the rock" obama-prez, he pritty kewl, swag, dope 8) HOE aBIDINg by baes rules-baracks slaiv hoo is secretly kool bird eating sand germ-wants free shit, misses da soviet union, pure n kind

gitting shricked with shrek

A story full of adventures with Shrek This has nothing to do with Shrek drowning his dick I just thought the title was funny bc it is Will Shrek ever find his true love and turn his dream into reality or will shreks dreams get destroyed while making tons of enemies along the way ? Will his minor fight club adventure turn his life around or have no impact on it ? Will Satan get in the way of true love ? Guess you'll have to read to find out

"Don't cry. We still have each other." Angela looked around her then froze and looked down to see her doll Sally smiling at her. Angela was shocked. "You talk ?" She smiled. "Of course I do. I was sent from the heavens to be your best friend. And nothing can tear us apart." Angela smiled and wiped her eyes off. She hugged Sally tightly. "It's just you and me........" ******** Angela is a lonely girl who just wants to have friends and be normal. But one day, her dad buys her a doll for her 13th birthday. That's when things started getting weird..... Find out by reading! *Remember that this is JUST A ROUGHDRAFT!!! We will edit it when we have time!* Highest ranking #1 in horror! (2/27/16) Selected by "The Boy" Cover made by @neuroticessence Copyright© daishacristina21 2014

Tyler Joseph x Peppa Pig

da legendari and sexi bobby diagn0ses himslef wit butt disordar usin webmd and it makes his butt itsh a lawt frum overeatin doenuts. hee gets drunck b4 goin 2 a docta and wen hes drivin he assidentally went da rong wai n is now @ da tipton hotal. he has 2 stay dere tho bc a big storm cums alwong n lockz him insyd 4 safetee. dis is wher he meats marion moseby, the ultra sexi ballerina. howeva mr moseby thinx tht bobbys a hooligan. wat wil bobby do 2 get da luv of his lyfe? a tru luv storie<3<3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!