A compilation of fan-written (mostly my own) melodies, ditties, poems, songs, carols, etc. based on the brilliant, bafta winning BBC telly show, Takin Over the asylum. Y'all can send in your own stuff in the comments or PM me to include em in the book. Y'all can even write ditties about the cast of this show- David Tennant, Ken Stott, Ruth McCabe, etc. Originally posted on Google+ Characters belong to BBC & Donna Franceschild. I'm just a fan!

20 yrs later, Campbell Bain is happily settled. Workin for BBC radio, married to his dream girl and a father to cheery troublemakin twins, he couldn't be happier. That is, until his manic depression relapses an' he's sacked from his job. He's forced to find alternate jobs, but what he'd really like to do is become the most sought after RJ he once was. Will he be able to bounce back? Read on to find out.

Dedicated to @JulieSalvatore2. Whenever Fergus was with Campbell, he felt like he could achieve anythin. He finds himself falling for the quirky, lively RJ an' his feelings are reciprocated. But, what happens when a psychologist threatens to destroy his dreams an' he turns suicidal? When the authorities threaten to shut down Campbell's show as well as the asylum? Amidst all the chaos an' loss of sanity, the best friends turned lovers try not to drift apart.

What happens when stern health and safety inspector, Pearl visits St. Jude's and Campbell falls for her? Will he be able to melt her heart? My first Campbell Bain fanfic. Hope y'all like it! & don't hesitate to vote/comment, dear loonies! ;.D Book 1 o' the Campbell-Pearl trilogy.

Barty and Paulie are childhood friends. Even though they're sorted into diff. Houses, they still stick together. But, what happens when Barty starts working for the Dark Lord? Will she still stick around or will their friendship end?

Red Riding Hood aka Jeannette visits her pal Peter Pan,but is kidnapped by Captain Hook!

Barty's back at Hogwarts, this time in disguise, with evil plans on his mind. But, what happens when old friends threaten to foil his plans?

Barty & Minnie would seem to be the perfect couple, if he wasn't a murderous Death-Eater. Barty is torn between loving her & his loyalty to the Dark Lord. He is constantly on the run & he hates lying to/brainwashing her, but he does it to keep her safe, because he loves her.

That doesn't sound right, does it? Well, that's what the Doctor gets himself, the Tardis and Rose into. Caution: Twilight fans beware! This fanfic isn't meant to hurt your sentiments, but it might! So, don't say I didn't warn ya! It's all in jest!

David Tennant & the kids decide to travel back in time to visit Marilyn Monroe! What happens when 2 heartthrobs hit it off? Dedicated to Marilyn ♥