"I'll never meet him, I will never be able to touch him, I will never be able to breath the same air as him, and the worst part is that he doesn't even know I exist. I'm just a fan" highest ranking: #1 in fanfiction

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Short Story #1 (19/04/18) 2016 Fiction Awards Finalist © 2015 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.

The children of South Park are all grown up and had kids of their own! Which are now going to the South Park High School! The kids begin to fear to have the rest of their childhood become boring with no adventure...but what happens when someone from the past come's back for revenge?

Stan is finally done with Wendy. He has no idea why he's stayed with her this long when he has someone he cares for so much more, and he knows Kyle cares for him too. Craig and Tweek are still together, as 'fake boyfriends', but Tweek really does love Craig and wants to be with him seriously. He knows Craig wants it too. However Craig has been treating Tweek horribly, being cold towards him, ignoring him, even cheating on him. He's going to make Craig realize how much he wants him. Kenny has been labeled a manwhore since like the fourth grade. He's probably had almost as much sex with almost as many people as Ms. Cartman and he is very proud of that, or was. You see, Kenny has fallen hard for sweet innocent little Butters. However Butters knows how Kenny throws himself at people then leaves him after a quick fuck. Then there's Eric. Even though its probably obvious to everyone, I must tell you he's madly in love with Wendy Testaburger, who madly despises him, or so it seems.

Everyone has two sides to themselves, you've got to look for it and embrace it. Completed

This is a story every cry baby can relate to whether you're sipping from a sippy cup or eating milk and cookies.