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Give Me Some Of That Bass // phan  by pIisetsky
Give Me Some Of That Bass // phan
pIisetsky
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Playing music has always been a big part of Phil's life. From the time he was five, and banging spoons against the table, to present day; seventeen years old and apart of the upcoming Alt. Rock/Everything-In-Between band, Heinous. It's an easy life to live, he's sure. Making music with his best friends, trying to avoid failing high school the best he can, and getting his parents to stay off his back about 'that God-awful noise'. And there's Dan Howell. His sex-on-legs, hot tempered boyfriend, who miraculously shares his love of music. It's like they're meant to be. You know, except they're apart of different bands. Rival bands, to be exact, with every member hating the other, with a vengeance. They know damn well not to publicise their relationship, not with a certain competition coming up that could make or break them; the tension would be off the charts and would do nothing but cause unwanted drama. But you can't keep secrets forever. And with the stress of practice and their band members on their backs, it's getting harder to keep it in the dark.
Matching My Marks ~ Phan Soulmate AU by Plut0Pine
Matching My Marks ~ Phan Soulmate AU
Plut0Pine
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Imagine a world where every mark on your skin is put on your soulmates skin as well. Cool right? Phil thinks so, but Dan thinks it could be farther from the truth. Cover by @Ellsthenerd
Speak [ phan ] by phanci
Speak [ phan ]
phanci
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" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.
The Conglomeration Effect by Awonderwallofmystery
The Conglomeration Effect
Awonderwallofmystery
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The year is 2096. The earth has seen two more world wars since 2016. The last war that destroyed a quarter of Canada and half of Japan, was enough to make the government enforce strict actions. Countries are now split, no communication at all between them. Humans now live in conglomerations of small pods stacked upon each other. Each person has their own space, but they're all confined to being underground. Half of the people living inside the pods have never seen natural sunlight. Birth rates are violently controlled due to the lack of space and pods constantly having to be built. Couples are allowed, but physical contact reaching past anything more than a hug is forbidden. Sex is strictly banned unless it is agreed by contract or an operation is done to assure a baby cannot be created. It's a tough life. It's a boring life. And it's a lonely one too. A life underground simply isn't good enough for some and sooner or later, you have to leave the shadows.
doodles ↠ phan ✔ by jupitermavericks
doodles ↠ phan ✔
jupitermavericks
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"i haven't even met you, and i miss you." --- Soulmate AU where you write something on your arm with pen or marker and it appears on the other person. Idea from a Tumblr post by @/Let_Gavin_free --- lowercase intended short chapters intended [ COMPLETED ] this is the cheesiest and most cringe-worthy thing I've ever written but you all seem to like it so THANK YOU 🖤🖤
wrists ; phan au ✓ by dawsee
wrists ; phan au ✓
dawsee
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in an alternate universe, your soulmates names are written on your wrist, first and last. -short story- #WATTYS2017 highest rank: 431 in #phillester 88 in #dan
younow ✎ phan au  by yayyphan
younow ✎ phan au
yayyphan
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[COMPLETED] LIVE - AmazingPhil: "come watch me :)"
thin ⚣ phan by artworkphan
thin ⚣ phan
artworkphan
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events in this story may be triggering also this is poorly written so it might contain grammer errors and such
my happy little pill | phan by thenightlockfox
my happy little pill | phan
thenightlockfox
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Dan Howell and Phil Lester have said over and over that "Phan" is not real, and they have never been in a relationship together. They swear it; not even once. But behind the YouTube videos, BBC 1 radio shows and YouNows, what do Dan and Phil do in their private time? Are the fan-theories closer to the truth than Dan and Phil would like to even admit? With so much information about their lives available on the Internet, can they be allowed to keep one little secret? WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE, SEXUAL SITUATIONS, THEMES OF SUICIDE & SELF HARM. IT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER READERS. Note: Not all images used in this story are made by me, and credit goes to those who made them.
stuck inside ; phan [ completed ] by -oceanrising
stuck inside ; phan [ completed ]
-oceanrising
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dan put up walls that phil had already climbed over. © 2016 -oceanrising