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Playing The Victims [BL] by BethWorthington
BethWorthington
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Like most, Fahren hadn't predicted his death. To put it crudely, it came as a surprise. However, he can't exactly recall how it happened. Not that it mattered much, as before he knew it, he was facing his judgement. But as it turned out, even that was undetermined. His judge, in fact a moderator named, 'System', couldn't pinpoint where Fahren's soul best belonged. So they proposed a little test; inhabit the bodies of those stricken with injustice, right the wrongs and bring them peace. Sounds complicated enough without these victims belonging to worlds Fahren had only ever read about or seen on TV. *This ISN'T a translation! This is my own original novel* **Front Cover is created by IsaacInkyl (Twitter ID), and is of the beautiful Shu Ning and Zhang Feng from the 'first world'**
The Loki System by RenMeng
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The Wicked Villain System is desperately in search of a host. In comes this sleepy looking guy who doesn't know how he died. Mot Doltishend is a mechanic. He's the sleepy looking guy who doesn't know how he died. Anyway, stuff happens, a contract is made, and now he is Loki Odinson, the god of chaos and lies. ... Oh well, he'll just live a happy life. -Was what he thought. {Host, you're not supposed to be OOC!} "I don't like the armor." {They'll call you ergi!} "I'm into guys too. It's fine. Let me enjoy tea. These Asgardian men aren't that bad looking either. Hmmm..." {But what about Thor?! The story can't go on!} "Eh, we'll figure something out." Disclaimer: Loki (except for my own version), the MCU universe, and Asgard does not belong to me. Pictures and drawings also don't belong to me. The only thing I own (out of all this and more) is the plot and the OC(s). Warning: There will be swearing, BxB, and OOC. Especially for Loki. If you don't feel comfortable with that, then this book may not be the right fit for you. Unedited. Sorry. Status: Ongoing 4/8/18 #88 in Fantasy 9/5/18 #65 in Fantasy 9/21/18 #54 in Fantasy 10/23/18
A Dog Father Cannot Beget a Dragon Son by tipofthepencil
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Fei Chuan was bound to a system upon death and tasked with raising a [Villain] from small to big in one world, then the next, then the next. Over the hundreds of years, the brutal experiences he was forced to make the [Villain] go through gradually numbed his heart to his own cruelty, turning him into the system's puppet. Until--- --World 49, in which he was run through with a sword by his adopted son, the [Villain], who as he was dying, cried angry tears. Who cried for him, even though the system had made him criticize the [Villain], starve the [Villain], beat the [Villain]... He woke up. There was scum, and then there was Fei Chuan. From now on, if you ask me to die, I'll die. If you ask me to kill, I'll kill. If you want to destroy the world, I'll serve it to you on a platter. I don't need your forgiveness, but know that I'm sorry. World 101-- [Villain]: Dad, it's okay. I don't want the world to disappear anymore. Pairing: 1v1, two assholes tryna have a Healthy Relationship, that sorta thing Disclaimer: Image copyrights go to those who own them
Diamonds are a Man's Best Friend by senecas_beard
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Villain System? Gah, who needs one of those low-class things! The 'Diamonds are Love, Diamonds are Life System' is so, so much better and of higher grade! Created by the Goddess of Life and Wealth, this system is the only one of its kind and is ranked above all those other stupid peasant systems! Unlike the others, he could simply choose a soul and not have any consideration for said person's feelings. And of course, he chose a young man-boy named Jess obsessed with his favourite thing - DIAMONDS! System: Oh Host, I love you just as much as I love diamonds! Now let's bet!!! You win, you get one of my diamonds, I win and I get some of yours! MC (the one who introduced betting to the poor system): Hehe, of course! You're really just feeding your ones to me at this point DalDal~ ML: Bambi, as long as you come with me forever, you don't need to bet for any diamonds! Why?Because I will buy you all the diamonds you want! [ This is a BL (BXB) book so if you don't like that sort of thing, then don't read~ ] Highest Rank: #18 in FANTASY
Please Let Me Live a Lazy Life! by YohoAruto
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Basic Synopsis: Maki Tanaka is lazy. Really, that's it. Real Synopsis: Maki Tanaka had died after being pushed in front of the speeding truck. Without even a rest in between, he found himself transmigrated to the most innovated Otome Game of the Year called 'The Noblest of Love'. Honestly, Tanaka couldn't care less about being inside of an otome game. He couldn't care less about all the capture targets, the so-called villain, the heroine, and even less about the fact that he's supposed to be some cannon fodder for his brother, Edward, who is one of the capture targets, to step on. He just wanted to sleep dammit. After angering his father (therefore pissing off the rest of his family) with his listlessness, he was banished to Wisteria Estate on the other side of the capital separated from the main household. Which is awesome for Tanaka because he doesn't have to listen to his so-called 'family' prattle on and on about his uselessness. Even so, it seemed there are some things that he couldn't avoid... The villain for example. Tanaka: I'm sleepy... Villain: Then let me hold you in my arms while you sleep~ Tanaka: I'm hungry... Villain: Then I'll feed you~ Tanaka: I'm tired... Villain: A bath might help you relax. Just turn around and let me wash your back~ Tanaka: I'm sore... Villain: I can massage your body~ Tanaka: ...But it's your fault that I'm sore... (AN: The MC starts off as a child, so any romantic development would be in later chapters. Some innocent tofu-touching will happen early on though~)
The Demon King and His Problems by RenMeng
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Lucifer Lawliet Faust is the new Demon King. After the defeat of his parents by the hands of a group of heroes, the new ruler must now navigate the realm of Endurite, causing mischief (we lack in common sense around here), building relations and close allies (Eh, we bond over tea after they knock down more door and demand an explanation. I stick them with the door bill, though), and learn the art of carving a path through the center of one's destiny (because I'm done with this cliche shit). This is the misadventures of the demon king and the people in his life who actually understands a little something called common sense. A series of one shots through different perspectives of a cliche Demon vs. Hero type of story 10/31/16 Under Mass Revision
Fast Transmigration: Fixing Twisted Fairytales by MadelynBlack
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Lan Youzheng ended up dying with one regret, being killed in the most ridiculous way for the most stupid reason. Now he is involuntarily bound to a system and he has to fix twisted fairy tales?! Youzheng: "Hey System, what is going on?" [System is currently offline due to maintenance] Youzheng: "Hey System, why is he looking at me?" [System is currently offline due to maintenance] Youzheng: "Hey System, why is he kissing me?" [System is currently offline due to maintenance] Youzheng: "Hey System, why didn't you help me?" [System is wishes Host lots of good luck °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° ] Another BL system transmigration story, but we like it anyways. Hope you enjoy! Just remember the normal stuff: 1)This is my first story 2)English is not my first language 3)Probably has grammar and spelling mistakes 4)No clear update schedule
McLovin' [BoyxBoy] [Completed] by RainbowsAreAwesome
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"Your name is Kenneth Kentucky and you work at McDonalds?" I glared at him, "Would you like Fries with that?" He began laughing hysterically and I sighed impatiently, waiting for him to stop. Suddenly, he stopped and then, putting both his hands on the counter, staring right into my eyes, he whispered, "I'd like Fries with you." My eyes widened as it slowly registered that Golden Boy McHarden had just openly flirted with me.
The Eye by athlete68
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They call him, "The Eye." As in the center of the storm. The calm amidst the chaos. The perfect agent with no strings attached. That is, until he's given an assignment to work with the famous team called the avengers. Working with this team will bring back unwanted memories and a war with his past. A world he left long ago. A world where he was known as Percy Jackson... All Characters belong to their original writers. Warning for: - Beginning of XXIX - End of XXXII - Second half of XXXV - End of XXXVI
Winning the world and you by KippFicc
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Imagine Tord hitting his head a little to hard on the fall down from the top Imagine his heart falling on whom he thought he hated Imagine what he'd do for them